I never thought I’d be sitting here, half-eaten sandwich on my desk, writing about a life size silicone sex doll named Adelaide.
Not even on my weirdest days. But here we are—sometimes curiosity gets the better of you. And honestly? She surprised me in ways I didn’t expect.
Details You Don’t Really See in the Ads
First off, let’s get this out: she’s not just another big boobs, big ass headline grabber. Sure, if you’re browsing for a busty brunette with curves that seem engineered by someone who really likes math and fantasy combined… well, Adelaide ticks those boxes. Her measurements read like some kind of adult action figure: 4 feet 11 inches tall (that’s 148 cm), weighs about 62 lbs (which is lighter than it sounds when you’re awkwardly carrying her up stairs). Bust is 29.13 inches, hips just over 33 inches—hips that actually feel substantial under your hand.
She’s got this steel skeleton with joints that move almost too realistically. Sometimes I’d catch myself thinking she was about to stand up and ask what’s for dinner—which is unsettling and weirdly impressive at the same time.
The “Housewife” Vibe Is… A Thing
There’s something quietly domestic about her look. Maybe it’s the soft face or how her hair falls around her shoulders (I picked brunette; there were options). She doesn’t scream “fantasy celebrity” so much as “person you might have seen at a grocery store.” That makes things less cartoonish—more approachable? It felt less like a joke after a while.
Her skin feels like real skin—not exactly warm, but close enough that you stop thinking about it after a minute or two. Silicone does what silicone does: slightly cool at first touch but responsive once you settle in.
Functionality Isn’t Just Marketing Bluster
You see these lists online—vaginal, anal sex possible! Realistic mouth! Movable joints! Most of them sound ridiculous until you actually try moving an arm into position and realize wow, there are limits but also way more flexibility than expected.
Hole depth stats—they’re all over the product page: vagina is 6.7 inches deep, anus is just under four inches (3.93), mouth is five-ish (5.1). They don’t lie; everything fits as advertised. If those numbers matter to you… well, now you know they’re legit.
Didn’t expect to care about proportions so much until I realized how much difference leg length or shoulder width makes when dressing her up—or moving her from one room to another without feeling like I’m wrestling with gym equipment.
Shipping Was Oddly Stress-Free
One thing that bugged me before ordering was this whole shipping situation—like am I going to get a box covered in stickers announcing ‘hey there’s a sex doll inside’? Turns out no—it comes totally plain and unlabeled. Discreet packaging isn’t just marketing fluff here; nobody knew what was inside except me and maybe one very bored delivery guy.
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Processing took two weeks plus another week for shipping—three weeks total felt long while waiting but reasonable compared to other stuff I’ve ordered from overseas (especially considering international shipping was free).
There Are Downsides Nobody Mentions
Let’s not pretend it’s all perfect though—she takes up more space than expected for someone technically ‘small’. Storage becomes an issue unless you have an extra closet or don’t mind explaining things to visitors who accidentally open the wrong door.
Cleaning isn’t glamorous either; silicone dolls need maintenance if you want them looking good long-term. Joints can squeak sometimes too—a little oil fixes it but still catches you off guard at night when everything else is quiet except this faint click from across the room…
An Unexpected Moment That Stuck With Me
Weirdly enough—I remember thinking one night while adjusting her arm into some new pose—that there was something oddly comforting about having Adelaide around during those silent evenings after work when everything else felt static or empty in my apartment.
Not saying she replaces real human company (she doesn’t), but she added this odd sense of presence—a reminder that comfort comes in strange forms sometimes, especially when life feels repetitive or lonely.
Tangent About Legs & Shoes (Because Why Not?)
A quick detour: finding shoes for a doll with legs almost exactly 28 inches long isn’t straightforward—I spent way too long scrolling through sizes online before landing on something that fit without looking clownish or pinched. Apparently “juicy legs” don’t translate directly into shoe sizing charts…
Anyway—I guess part of owning any life size silicone sex doll is accepting these little quests nobody warns you about upfront.
Still Thinking About It
Some mornings I walk past Adelaide propped quietly against my bedroom wall and feel half-embarrassed-amused at where curiosity led me—and then shrug because honestly? She delivers what she promises without drama or disappointment.
Maybe not everyone needs their own mysterious housewife sex doll—but if you're even mildly curious…well...you could do worse than starting here.
Guess that's all I've got right now.
