The Box Arrives (And, Yes, It’s Plain)
I’ll admit—I half-expected the delivery guy to give me a look. Maybe a knowing smirk, or one of those eyebrow things. But no. The box was so blank it could’ve held printer paper or—well, anything except what it actually did: a life size silicone sex doll named Savannah. Discreet packaging is real; you could leave this in your hallway and not even blush if your neighbor walked by.
Four weeks felt like forever, though. Three for processing, one for shipping? By week two I’d started wondering if I’d hallucinated the whole thing. Anyway—she arrived. 79 lbs doesn’t sound heavy until you’re lugging her up the stairs and thinking about skipping arm day at the gym.
First Glance (Not What I Expected… In A Good Way?)
Let’s get this out there: Savannah is tall. Five feet two inches—162 cm if you want to be precise—which is basically average human height but somehow feels taller when she’s standing quietly in your bedroom. Her proportions are something else: busty (37 inches), tiny waist (23-ish), hips that make you pause (39). There’s no other word for it—curvy, maybe even juicy if you’re feeling bold.
The medical grade silicone is softer than I guessed it would be—not sticky or cold—and the steel skeleton gives her joints that weirdly lifelike flexibility. I remember poking her arm just to see how it bounced back; it did, which was both impressive and slightly unsettling.
Ultra-Realistic Gel Breasts… Actually Too Real?
Here’s where things got odd—in an unexpectedly positive way? The gel breasts are almost distractingly realistic. Not just big boobs but big tender boobs. If you’ve never touched ultra-realistic gel before… well, imagine holding something between a water balloon and an actual person’s chest. It’s hard not to laugh at yourself for being impressed by fake anatomy—but here we are.
Honestly, they kind of move with gravity in ways I didn’t think possible outside of nature documentaries or late-night cable TV from my teenage years.
Movable Joints & Positions You Didn’t Know Existed
Steel skeleton sounds like overkill until you realize how many positions become possible because of it. Knees bend naturally, elbows too—shoulders rotate more smoothly than mine do after sitting at a desk all day.
There was a moment where I tried posing her like some sort of action figure (don’t judge), just to see how far she’d go without looking weirdly contorted or broken-doll creepy. Turns out: pretty far.
Vaginal and anal sex are both on the menu—the depth specs are oddly specific (7 inches vagina, 6.3 anus) but hey, information matters when you’re shopping for these things online and can’t exactly ask to try before buying.
Processing Time Blues & The Waiting Game
If patience isn’t your thing… well, brace yourself anyway because four weeks feels longer than advertised when anticipation builds with every calendar reminder pinging your phone.
There were moments during that wait where I wondered if international shipping meant “lost somewhere over the Atlantic.” But no—it showed up right on schedule; discreet as promised; not even a hint of what was inside unless someone x-rayed it (and who does that?).
A Quick Tangent On Expectations vs Reality
I went into this expecting something awkward—a bit plastic-y maybe—or at least obviously artificial up close. Instead? She looks surprisingly celebrity-esque in some lights; brunette hair falling over long legs in ways that catch you off guard when walking past at night (not recommended if jump scares aren’t your thing).
Weirdly enough—I found myself adjusting her posture just so she wouldn’t look too much like she was waiting for an interview instead of whatever else people buy love dolls for.
A Small Realization About Maintenance
Nobody tells you about upkeep until after purchase—kind of like plants or cars or anything else that pretends to be low-maintenance but isn’t really. Cleaning takes time if you want everything sanitary and intact; moving her around means planning ahead unless dragging 79 lbs across carpet sounds fun to you.
But once set up? She stays put better than most furniture—and doesn’t complain about room temperature either.
Not Everything Is Perfect—But That’s Life
No product review should dodge downsides—even when cautiously optimistic mood kicks in halfway through writing one sentence then fizzles out mid-thought… hmm, maybe not exactly downsides but quirks?
Savannah's weight makes quick repositioning tricky sometimes; also there’s always this underlying awareness that yes—you own a very realistic life size silicone sex doll now and not everyone will get why that's okay with you.
Yet there’s something oddly comforting about seeing her sitting quietly while life goes on around her—a silent roommate who never judges messy laundry piles or late-night snacks eaten over the sink.
Ending On An Unfinished Note
In case you're wondering whether it's worth exploring big breasts sex dolls made from medical grade silicone—with all their curves and quirks—the answer isn't simple.
Maybe that's fine.
If you've been browsing silicone sex doll listings for a while, you know how much variation there is in quality and craftsmanship across brands.
Some things don’t need wrapping up neatly anyway.
