I’ll admit it.
When I first saw the listing for Josephine—the so-called “Private Secretary” sex doll—I rolled my eyes a little. Another busty brunette with a generic job title, right? But curiosity (and, fine, boredom) got the better of me. I started digging into what makes this life size silicone sex doll different from the dozens that crowd those weirdly cheerful online shops.
The Details That Actually Surprised Me
You know how most product pages just toss out numbers like they’re supposed to mean something? Height: 5 feet 2 inches (162 cm). Weight: 79 lbs (36.2 kg). Bust: 37 inches. Waist: 23.6 inches. Hips: 39 inches. It’s all kind of abstract until you realize—wait, that’s actually pretty close to a real person’s build, especially if you like them curvy and… well, let’s just say “busty” doesn’t quite do Josephine justice.
Her proportions are honestly wild in person—big boobs, big butt, long legs—all there in full detail thanks to medical grade silicone and some ultra-realistic gel breasts that feel way less fake than I expected. Not perfect or anything (nothing ever is), but if you squint—or don’t—it gets uncanny fast.
Movable Joints & The Steel Skeleton Thing
This part threw me off at first. A steel skeleton with movable joints sounds… clinical? But it turns out it matters more than you’d think for positioning her naturally on the bed or even sitting her up at your desk (don’t judge). She bends at the knees and elbows without feeling floppy or stiff as a board—there’s something oddly satisfying about finding that sweet spot where she holds form but still moves when you want.
Oh—and not gonna lie, I remember thinking she’d be super heavy to move around because of all that metal inside, but at 79 pounds she was manageable enough for one person unless you have stairs everywhere.
Real Talk About Functionality
Let’s get blunt: yes, vaginal and anal sex is possible here. They don’t exactly whisper about it in the specs—vagina depth is listed at 7 inches; anus goes to 6.3 inches deep—which is more info than most people need but hey, transparency counts for something these days.
The textures inside are surprisingly soft (medical grade silicone again), and maintenance isn’t as gross as I feared once you get used to the routine. Still takes effort though—not magic self-cleaning stuff happening here.
Shipping & Discretion—Not What You Expect
Ordering anything this… personal always feels risky, right? Here’s where Josephine surprised me again: free international shipping and genuinely discreet packaging—a plain box with no hint of what’s inside except maybe weight if someone really cares enough to check shipping labels closely (but who does?). Processing took about three weeks plus another week for delivery; four weeks total felt long while waiting but reasonable after she showed up looking exactly like her photos instead of some horror show knockoff.
I half-expected customs drama or weird fees; nope. Slipped through quietly.
The thing about premium life size silicone sex dolls is that you really do get what you pay for — cheap alternatives rarely compare.
Is She Just Another Doll?
Weirdly enough—I went in skeptical but ended up quietly impressed by the attention to detail on this life size silicone sex doll compared to others I’ve seen floating around forums or discount sites. Even little things like her hairline or how natural her hands look when posed made me pause longer than expected.
She isn’t cheap—but then nothing worth having ever is? Maybe that sounds too much like an ad but honestly… sometimes marketing hype lines up closer with reality than you'd guess.
One Odd Thought That Stuck With Me
Midway through unpacking Josephine I caught myself feeling awkward—not embarrassed exactly—but aware of how human she seemed just standing there against my wall waiting for me to figure out what comes next. There was this weird urge to offer her a chair or something before realizing how silly that sounds typed out now…
Anyway—if you’re hunting for a busty brunette love doll with actual presence (and not just another plastic mannequin), Josephine might surprise you too—even if you start out as skeptical as I did.
That’s probably enough rambling for now—I still haven’t figured out where exactly she fits in my apartment décor yet anyway…
