Not What I Expected (But… Maybe That’s the Point?)
I’ll just say it—ordering a life size silicone sex doll named Alexandra felt kind of surreal. There’s this weird line between curiosity and, hmm, mild embarrassment that you cross when you click “buy now” on a 5 feet 2 inches tall, busty brunette with full silicone everything. I remember thinking, Is this really happening? But then again, why not? Weirder things have happened on the internet.
Details You Don’t Really Think About Until She Arrives
Here’s something they don’t tell you in all those glossy ads: sixty pounds is heavier than it sounds. Unboxing Alexandra was like wrestling an oddly cooperative mannequin out of a coffin-sized box—discreet packaging, by the way. Like, so discreet I almost forgot what was inside for a second. No labels, nothing to give away that there’s an anatomically correct love doll waiting inside.
Her proportions are… honestly impressive? C-cup bra size (I checked because apparently that matters), bust at 32.3 inches, under bust at 26.3 inches, waist just under 25 inches and hips at 36.6 inches. It’s bizarrely specific and somehow reassuring—like someone out there really did their homework on “sexy brunette sex doll” geometry.
The EVO Skeleton Thing (Yeah, She Moves)
Now here’s where things get interesting—or awkward depending on your outlook. Alexandra comes with this EVO skeleton thing that lets her pose pretty much however you want (within reason; she won’t do yoga but she’ll sit up or bend at the knees). Joints click in ways that are both satisfying and slightly creepy if you're not expecting it.
The gel breasts are soft enough to make you pause for a second—there’s some uncanny valley stuff going on but also… well, they’re nice? Real Oral Sex (ROS) Enhanced Mouth is one of those features that sounds like marketing overkill until you realize they actually mean there’s a tongue and teeth in there (not sharp! Just textured). Vaginal depth clocks in at 6.7 inches which seems about par for the course; anal goes to 5.9; oral stops at just over five.
The Four-Week Wait Is Oddly Anticlimactic
Let me be clear: four weeks feels longer when you’re waiting for something this specific to arrive from across the globe. Free international shipping is great but every day starts feeling like a countdown to Christmas except instead of Santa it’s DHL tracking updates.
The market for life size silicone sex dolls has expanded dramatically in recent years, making honest reviews more important than ever.
And yeah—the box took three weeks to process before even leaving wherever these dolls come from (probably not Lapland). By week four I’d half convinced myself I’d imagined the whole thing.
A Moment of Self-Awareness
There was this moment after setting her up where I caught my reflection in the window and had to laugh—just standing there next to what is essentially an adult action figure with realistic skin texture and all these carefully measured holes… It hits different than reading specs online about “full silicone sex doll” or “brunette ass measurements.” Feels more personal than expected.
Weirdly enough—I found myself fussing over her hair more than anything else at first. Maybe it says something about human nature or maybe wigs are just fiddly by default?
Noticing Small Contradictions
You buy something like Alexandra expecting pure function but end up noticing all these tiny details: how her hands curl around objects if you position them right; how sitting her down makes her look almost thoughtful; how sometimes she looks back at you with blank eyes and suddenly your room feels smaller.
It isn’t all perfect though—the weight can be annoying if storage space is tight or if stairs are involved (trust me). And cleaning? Well, let’s just say nobody talks about maintenance as much as they should when selling these things.
Was It Worth It?
Honestly—not sure yet. There’s novelty obviously, some practical benefits too if we’re being honest here—but also moments where owning a life size silicone sex doll feels equal parts liberating and faintly ridiculous.
Still...she's here now—a sexy brunette love doll who takes up more space in my apartment than I'd planned for—and I'm still figuring out how I feel about that.
Maybe that's fine though.
