When Curiosity Wins (And You End Up With a Life Size Silicone Sex Doll in Your Apartment)
I’ll just say it. I never thought I’d be writing about Annika, the erotic nurse sex doll. But here we are—mainly because my friend wouldn’t stop bugging me about “realistic” dolls and whether they’re worth the hype. Eventually, curiosity (and probably a bit too much late-night scrolling) got the better of me. So, yeah, Annika arrived at my place one rainy Thursday after what felt like forever waiting for that discreet box.
The Waiting Game & That Weird Mix of Anticipation
Ordering this thing is… well, it’s not exactly like ordering a pizza. There’s this 3-week processing time plus another week for shipping. Four weeks staring at your inbox hoping nobody else sees the order confirmation—kind of stressful, honestly. But when the box came? Completely plain. No weird logos or anything embarrassing on it. If you’re worried about nosy neighbors or roommates, you can chill out there.
First Encounter: Heavy Lifting and Awkward Unboxing
Annika isn’t light. She clocks in at 74 lbs (33 kg), which doesn’t sound like much until you’re awkwardly dragging her up three flights of stairs because your building has no elevator (don’t get me started). She’s 5 feet 4 inches tall—pretty close to life size—and honestly? The silicone feels more realistic than I expected. Not cold and plasticky; there’s some give to it.
Setting her up took way longer than I wanted to admit—limbs everywhere, hair tangled from shipping, but eventually she looked almost… presentable? Her proportions are pretty wild: C-cup bust (31.5 inches), small waist (22-ish), and hips that actually make jeans look good if you ever want to dress her up for whatever reason.
Details That Actually Matter (Or Maybe Don’t)
What surprised me most was how much detail went into things I never would have considered important before owning a full silicone sex doll. For example:
- EVO Skeleton: lets you pose her legs without them feeling floppy.
- Gel Breasts: softer than expected—not quite real but closer than foam.
- Real Oral Sex Mouth: okay, this was weirdly impressive—the mouth goes back almost five inches and has little details inside.
- Hole Depths: vagina is 6.3 inches deep; anus is 5.5; oral is just under 5—honestly more info than I needed but people ask about these things online all the time.
Oh—and yes, vaginal, anal, and oral sex are all possible with Annika if that’s your thing.
It took me a while to appreciate the differences between various life size silicone sex dolls, but once you see a well-made one in person, the quality speaks for itself.
Slightly Off Topic: The Clothes Situation
This part caught me off guard—I thought dressing her would be easy since she’s technically “average” height for an Asian woman at 165 cm tall (which apparently matters for finding outfits). Nope! Most store-bought clothes fit weird because of the exaggerated proportions: tiny waist vs bigger hips ratio means pants slide down unless they’re stretchy leggings or something made for dolls specifically.
There was one afternoon where I tried putting on a nurse costume just for laughs—it took nearly half an hour and by then any “erotic” mood was completely gone.
Unexpected Realization: Maintenance Is Real Work
Nobody tells you how much effort it takes to keep a love doll looking decent. Hair gets messy fast; joints need repositioning unless you want her slumped over like she fainted mid-shift at work; cleaning after use isn’t glamorous either but… necessary if you want longevity out of your investment.
It sounds silly but after a while she kind of becomes part of the furniture—a lot less intimidating once you get used to having a life size silicone sex doll around.
Shipping & Privacy: Better Than Expected
One thing people stress about is privacy with these orders—and honestly? Couldn’t have been smoother here. Free international shipping meant no surprise charges when she showed up at my door and packaging was so nondescript even my nosiest neighbor didn’t bat an eye when he saw me taking in that big plain box.
The only annoying bit was waiting those four weeks—but maybe that built up anticipation? Or just drove me slightly nuts checking tracking numbers every other day.
Final Tangent Before My Coffee Wears Off
Here’s something nobody writes in reviews: after living with Annika for a couple months now, she sort of fades into the background noise of daily life—except when friends come over unexpectedly and you’ve forgotten to stash her somewhere less obvious (that happened once… never again).
She’s not magic or anything—but if what you want is realism in feel plus options like anal play without any judgment attached… well, Annika delivers on those fronts better than most things marketed as “busty Asian nurse dolls.” Hmm—I guess there really is a market for everything out there.
Anyway—I should probably go untangle her wig before someone else drops by unannounced again...
