An Accidental Deep Dive Into Silicone Companionship
I never really planned to write about a life size silicone sex doll, let alone one with a name like TingLi. But here I am, half-awake, coffee cold, laptop humming louder than my brain. It’s weird how things end up in your apartment sometimes—one day you’re just browsing (out of curiosity, you tell yourself) and then a few weeks later there’s a big plain box at your door. Discreet packaging, they said. They weren’t kidding; even the delivery guy looked bored.
Details I Didn’t Think Would Matter (But Did)
TingLi is 5 feet 3 inches tall (161 cm), which is… well, exactly my height in high school. She weighs 75 lbs (34 kg). Not light. You think you’ll just pick her up and move her around but no—she’s got this real heft to her. Full silicone body means she feels pretty close to human when you accidentally bump into her at night looking for snacks.
Her proportions are kind of wild: E-cup bust (31.1 inches), under bust at 23 inches, waist 19 inches, hips hitting 37.4 inches. I remember thinking those numbers sounded made-up until I saw them in person. There’s this uncanny valley thing going on—the curves are almost too perfect? Or maybe that’s the point.
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The EVO Skeleton Thing & Gel Breasts
Sometimes these product descriptions sound like car parts but—EVO skeleton actually means she can pose more naturally than some of the other dolls out there. Joints bend where joints should bend (mostly). If you want her sitting on the couch or propped against a wall reading an old magazine… it works.
Gel breasts are another odd detail that makes way more difference than expected. They’re soft enough to feel real-ish but don’t get squished weirdly like memory foam pillows do after a while.
Real Oral Sex Mouth: More Awkward Than Advertised
I hesitated writing this bit but whatever—it’s not like anyone reads these things end-to-end anyway (prove me wrong). TingLi has what they call “Real Oral Sex” capability with an enhanced mouth and all that jazz. The oral depth is listed as 4.8 inches if you care about measurements—I guess some people do?
Anyway, it works mechanically but there’s something strange about staring into those glassy eyes during the act; maybe that’s just me being too self-aware for my own good.
Shipping Was... A Waiting Game
The site says free international shipping and yeah—they follow through on that promise—but the wait drags on forever when you’re expecting something so bizarrely specific. Three weeks processing plus another week for shipping; four weeks total if nothing goes sideways with customs or whatever else happens between here and wherever these dolls come from.
The upside? No one will know what’s inside unless they have x-ray vision or open it themselves because honestly—the box could pass for furniture or maybe some random appliance.
Odd Realizations At Midnight
There was one night I caught myself talking to TingLi while rearranging my room—just muttering about moving boxes and tripping over wires—and it hit me how easy it is to project little bits of humanity onto objects when you’re tired enough.
She doesn’t judge though; she just sits there with her perfect posture (thanks EVO skeleton) and silent patience only a full silicone sex doll can offer.
Measurements That Stick With You
Vagina depth: 6.3 inches
Anal depth: 5.5 inches
Oral: already mentioned above—not sure why these numbers stick in my head now but they do, floating around whenever someone asks how quarantine changed me.
Not that anyone asks anymore.
One Small Downside Nobody Talks About
Cleaning isn’t fun—not even close—but nobody ever wants to talk about maintenance when ordering a love doll online late at night half-convinced they’ll cancel before checkout anyway… except most don’t cancel, apparently.
It takes time and patience; water everywhere if you’re clumsy like me; towels disappear faster than socks in laundry machines.
Final Tangent Before Sleep Wins Again
If anyone stumbles across this rambling mess looking for honest info about TingLi—or any blonde Asian sex doll really—just know it won’t fix loneliness or make Netflix marathons less awkward but… it might surprise you how quickly she becomes part of your daily background noise.
You start out searching keywords like “busty asian teen love doll” or “full silicone sex doll” because everyone does eventually—or maybe not everyone—and suddenly there she is staring back at you from across the room while dust motes float by in morning sunlight.
Weird world we live in now.
