There’s something a little weird about writing this, not gonna lie.
I mean, a pink-haired sex doll named Primrose? The marketing copy practically writes itself. But the flood of “life size silicone sex doll” ads in my inbox finally got to me—curiosity won out over skepticism (barely). Here we are.
What Even Is “Full Silicone”?
I’ll admit I didn’t expect to care about the material. Silicone is just… silicone, right? Turns out, not really. Full silicone sex dolls like Primrose supposedly have more realistic skin texture and weight than TPE or whatever else is floating around out there. When you actually touch it—well, it’s not human skin but it’s not that sticky rubbery feeling either. Sort of cold at first, then almost warms up if you leave your hand there long enough (which feels stranger than you’d think).
Her body is 5 feet 4 inches tall (165 cm), which sounds average on paper but looks taller when she’s standing in your living room for some reason. Maybe because she doesn’t move unless you do the moving.
Details That Make You Pause
Alright, here’s where things get technical—and oddly clinical. The measurements are all spelled out: bust 31.5 inches (C-cup if that matters), waist 22-ish, hips nearly 38 inches. She weighs 74 lbs (33 kg). Lifting her isn’t exactly easy but also not impossible if you’re reasonably fit—or stubborn.
The hole depths are listed precisely: vagina 6.3 inches, anus 5.5 inches, oral 4.8 inches deep (I had to check these twice because… who measures that?). Apparently people care a lot about those numbers.
And then there’s the EVO skeleton thing—which basically means she can bend and pose more naturally without feeling like you’re going to snap something off by accident. Not quite lifelike movement but less stiff than older models I’ve seen online.
Shipping: Four Weeks Feels Like Forever
If patience isn’t your strong suit… well, tough luck here. The processing takes three weeks before they even ship her out; then another week for actual shipping time—that’s four weeks total just waiting for a box with no labels or branding to show up at your door.
Discreet packaging is real; plain cardboard box, no hint of what’s inside unless you already know what that shape means (which could be awkward if someone else opens it). Free international shipping softens the blow slightly—though honestly after waiting a month it barely registers as a bonus.
Real Oral Sex Feature—Does It Matter?
This part gets hyped up everywhere: “Real Oral Sex” or ROS Enhanced Mouth technology or whatever term they use now. In practice? It works better than expected but still feels odd knowing how much engineering went into recreating such a specific experience in silicone form.
The thing about premium life size silicone sex dolls is that you really do get what you pay for — cheap alternatives rarely compare.
It has teeth and tongue details—I remember thinking that was both impressive and slightly creepy when I first saw it up close—but for people who want realism down to the last millimeter… yeah, they probably nailed it.
Pink Hair: Gimmick Or Actually Fun?
Here’s where my skepticism comes back full force—the pink hair thing just screams novelty product at first glance. But weirdly enough after spending time with Primrose propped up on my couch (don’t judge), the color sort of grew on me? It gives her personality in a way most love dolls don’t bother with; maybe makes her feel less generic somehow.
Still—not everyone wants their life size silicone sex doll looking like an anime side character from 2012 Tumblr days, but hey… variety exists for a reason.
Unexpected Downside
One thing nobody mentions until you live with one: storage is awkward as hell unless you have space set aside specifically for her size and weight—she doesn’t fold away neatly like some inflatable toy from college years ago (don’t ask). And maintenance takes longer than expected; keeping full silicone clean isn’t hard but skipping steps comes back to haunt you fast.
I guess people gloss over this because talking about cleaning holes isn’t sexy marketing copy—but honestly? Kind of important detail if you’re considering dropping serious cash on one of these things.
Did She Change My Mind About Sex Dolls?
Hmm… maybe not exactly changed my mind—but made me rethink some assumptions anyway. There’s more effort involved than I imagined; less sleazy-feeling than anticipated too? If anything surprised me most about Primrose it was how normal she started to feel after awhile just existing in my apartment—a silent roommate with pink hair and C-cup proportions who never judges your Netflix choices or leaves dishes in the sink.
Not sure what else there is to say—except next time someone asks why anyone would buy a full-size busty love doll like this... well, I’ll have more complicated answers than just rolling my eyes now.
That’s probably enough honesty for one day—I’ll leave it messy right here.
