The Weird Gap Between Expectation and Reality
Ever had that feeling when you order something online—especially something as, uh, specific as a life size silicone sex doll—and you’re just not sure if it’ll live up to the weirdly perfect photos? Yeah. That was me with Lusee, the so-called “Morning After” model. The name’s odd, right? Like, is she supposed to look like someone who just rolled out of bed after a wild night? Maybe. Or maybe it’s just marketing lingo that sounded good in a boardroom somewhere.
Anyway, I’d read about her features: 5 feet 4 inches tall (165 cm), full silicone body, C-cup bust, EVO skeleton for posing… all that jazz. But honestly, part of me wondered if any of this would actually feel—well—real enough to justify dropping serious money on what amounts to an elaborate adult mannequin.
Details They Don’t Really Talk About
You get bombarded with measurements everywhere: bust 31.5 inches, waist 22.6 inches, hips 37.4 inches (hips are surprisingly curvy for her frame). Her weight clocks in at 74 lbs which sounds manageable until you try moving her around your apartment and realize silicone isn’t exactly light or easy to grip.
The hole depth specs are oddly clinical—vagina at 6.3 inches deep, anus at 5.5, oral at just under five—but if you’re reading this far you probably care about those numbers more than you want to admit out loud.
What they don’t mention much is how stiff she feels fresh out of the box. The EVO skeleton lets her bend into poses but there’s still this uncanny resistance—like she’s always pushing back a little against being too human.
Shipping: Less Embarrassing Than You’d Think
I was sure my nosy neighbor would spot some giant “SEX DOLL INSIDE” label on the package but no—the box really is plain and boring as promised. Discreet packaging works; nobody blinked twice when I dragged it inside.
Whether this is your first life size silicone sex doll or you're adding to a collection, doing your homework pays off every time.
Still took nearly four weeks from order to delivery though (three weeks processing plus shipping). If you’re impatient or impulsive… this isn’t Amazon Prime speed.
Silicone vs Real Skin – A Tangent
Quick detour here—I’ve touched other dolls before (don’t judge), and there’s always a moment where your brain tries to convince itself “this could be skin.” With Lusee’s gel breasts and soft full-silicone finish… yeah it gets close sometimes but never quite tricks me all the way. The gel breasts are squishy enough for short bursts of suspension-of-disbelief but then gravity wins and things settle into their true form again.
And yes—the Real Oral Sex Enhanced Mouth thing is technically impressive? It looks better than most doll mouths I’ve seen; still feels awkward using it for its intended purpose though. Maybe that’s just me overthinking things mid-action.
Is She Actually Worth It?
Here’s where I get stuck explaining this stuff to friends who ask why bother with a love doll at all (or why pick one labeled “teen,” which makes me cringe even if she is listed as model age 18+). For people genuinely curious about life size silicone sex dolls—it comes down to expectations versus reality:
- She poses well but not effortlessly.
- Cleaning takes longer than anyone admits.
- Storage? Good luck hiding a five foot four inch person-shaped object unless your closet is huge.
- And yet… there are moments when curiosity turns into something almost like comfort—a weird sense of company during late nights when scrolling through dating apps feels pointless.
Unexpected Downside: The Post-Purchase Blues
There’s an odd letdown after unboxing—maybe because anticipation builds up over weeks and reality can’t quite compete with fantasy built by product descriptions (“EVO skeleton!” “Gel breasts!”). You start noticing little things: seams along her arms, faint chemical smell that lingers for days despite repeated cleaning attempts.
I remember thinking maybe I’d use her constantly—turns out novelty fades faster than expected once practicality sets in.
One Last Thing…
If anyone tells you buying a high-end full silicone sex doll will solve loneliness or magically spice up your life—they’re overselling it hard. It’s more complicated than that; sometimes fun, sometimes awkwardly silent company propped against your couch while Netflix auto-plays another episode in the background.
Would I do it again? Not sure yet—I guess time will tell if Lusee becomes more than just an expensive experiment gathering dust behind my bedroom door.
