What Even Is This Thing?
A friend sent me a link one night—late, naturally. “Dude, have you seen this? Buffy: Vampire Hunter Sex Doll.” My first reaction was... not exactly polite. But curiosity is a weird animal. You click, you scroll, and suddenly you’re reading about a life size silicone sex doll modeled after some kind of blonde, busty vampire-slaying fantasy.
Full disclosure: I’m not really the “doll guy.” Never thought I’d be writing about it either. But here we are—me explaining to you (because who else would even listen?) what I found out after falling down this slightly embarrassing rabbit hole.
The Details They Actually List
First thing that jumps out? The stats. This Buffy doll’s 5 feet 5 inches tall (167 cm) and weighs around 75 lbs. That’s… heavier than expected honestly—but makes sense for something full silicone with an EVO skeleton inside. Feels like they want her to feel sturdy, maybe almost real if that’s your thing.
Bust? E-cup. Measurements? Bust at 33.5 inches, under bust at 25.6 inches, waist just over 21 inches (which made me raise an eyebrow), hips at almost 36 inches. Kinda exaggerated but then again—it is fantasy territory.
And then there’s the bit everyone wants to know but no one says out loud: hole depth (I can’t believe I just typed that). Vagina: 6.7 inches deep, anus: 6 inches, oral… apparently “Real Oral Sex” with an enhanced mouth design and a depth of about 5 inches.
I remember thinking—who measures these things so precisely? Anyway.
Skepticism vs Curiosity
You’d think it’d end there but nope—they’ve got gel breasts for extra squishiness (weirdly specific), and the EVO skeleton supposedly lets her pose pretty much however you want without feeling like she’ll fall apart in your hands.
Here’s where my skepticism kicked in though: all these features sound great on paper (or screen), but does any of it actually feel convincing? Or do you get something that looks cool until you touch it and realize it’s still… well… silicone pretending to be skin?
I mean—I guess if someone’s into love dolls or wants their own full silicone sex doll experience with a hint of teen TV drama thrown in… maybe this is their jam?
Shipping & Waiting Game
Oh, right—the shipping stuff surprised me too. Free international shipping is nice if you care about that sort of thing; discreet packaging means nobody will know unless they open the box themselves (awkward). Processing takes three weeks plus another week for delivery—so four weeks total before Buffy lands on your doorstep.
Kind of long for instant gratification but maybe anticipation is part of the whole deal?
One Tangent Before I Forget
There was this time back in college when my roommate ordered something vaguely similar—not quite as elaborate—and let me tell ya: seeing a plain cardboard box arrive with zero markings didn’t make it less obvious what was inside when he tried dragging seventy pounds up two flights of stairs by himself.
Just saying… discreet packaging is only half the battle if your neighbors see you wrestling a human-sized box through the hallway.
Who Actually Buys These?
This kept bugging me after reading all those specs—the model is listed as being over eighteen years old (“teen” keyword aside), which feels important given how much marketing leans into fantasy vibes rather than realism or subtlety.
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Is it collectors who go for these high-end love dolls? People wanting companionship or something more physical without strings attached? Maybe just folks who grew up watching vampire shows and never quite moved on from those crushes?
No clear answer here—I guess everyone has their reasons—but seeing how detailed these things get now… kinda wild honestly.
Not Quite Sure How To Feel
After all that research—the numbers, the features, even imagining what owning something like this would be like—I’m left somewhere between “wow technology has come far” and “hmm maybe some things should stay as fantasies.”
Still haven’t decided whether I’m impressed or just confused by the whole idea—a little bit cautiously optimistic though because hey, people deserve whatever happiness works for them right?
Anyway—if anyone ever asks me about life size silicone sex dolls again... well—I’ll probably have more questions than answers.
