The Day the Box Arrived (and What Nobody Mentions)
I’ll just say it: I never thought I’d be writing about a life size silicone sex doll. Let alone one called Cream, with the subtitle “Forest Pixie.” But here we are. It’s one of those things you don’t exactly plan—like eating cake for breakfast or accidentally spending three hours reading reviews for kitchen faucets.
When the box showed up (free international shipping, by the way), it was… boring. Which is kind of a relief? Discreet packaging means what it says—the box could’ve held a lamp or an end table. No weird looks from neighbors, just a heavy, silent rectangle on my porch.
First Contact: More Human Than Expected
Pulling her out of that box felt oddly clinical at first—90 lbs is no joke. The steel skeleton inside gives her this weight that’s nothing like an inflatable or even some other dolls I’ve seen in passing (don’t ask). Joints moved smoothly, almost eerily so. She’s 5 feet 6 inches tall—168 cm if you’re into metric—and honestly, standing next to her made me pause.
The skin is ultra realistic silicone, soft but not sticky and surprisingly detailed around the hands and collarbone area. There’s something about the athletic build that feels less cartoonish than I expected—even though she definitely qualifies as “big breasts” and “blonde” in every sense.
Measurements You Don’t Really Think About Until They Matter
Numbers get thrown around in product listings all the time. Bust: 37 inches; Waist: 23.6; Hips: 39.7; Cup size H (which still sounds like a typo); shoe size women’s 6-6.5—none of it really lands until you’re actually there holding her arm and noticing how real she feels under your hand.
But then there are these stats they list that seem almost too specific: vagina depth 6.7 inches, anal depth 6.6 inches, mouth depth 5.1 inches (not sure who measures these things but someone does). Anyway—I guess it matters if you care about realism?
Movable Joints & That Slightly Uncanny Feeling
Here’s where things take a turn from curiosity to quietly impressed: movable joints mean posing her isn’t clumsy or frustrating—it’s more like moving a mannequin that forgot it wasn’t alive anymore.
She sits on my couch better than most people do after a long day. Sometimes I’d catch myself glancing over expecting her to blink or sigh or… something human.
Not Just Bedroom Stuff (Weirdly Enough)
I didn’t expect this part at all—but having a fit, athletic-looking forest pixie sitting by my window started feeling normal after awhile? Maybe too normal? Some mornings she looked like she belonged there more than me.
That said—yes, oral sex is possible and designed for realism (I’ll leave details off here). The point is there’s an odd comfort in knowing everything works as advertised—even if you never use every feature.
Waiting Game & Tiny Annoyances
Worth noting: processing plus shipping takes around three to four weeks total—that felt longer than expected when anticipation kicked in mid-way through week two. By week three I’d gotten used to checking tracking numbers with mild resentment.
Still—when she finally arrived intact and unmarked after traveling halfway across the world, any lingering doubts faded fast enough.
One Small Thing That Bothered Me
If I’m honest—the only thing that threw me off was realizing how much space she takes up when not posed carefully out of sight. Ninety pounds doesn’t sound like much until you try to move her quietly at midnight because someone might drop by early next morning.
It’s not really a complaint… more like an unexpected reality check? Life-sized means life-sized—and sometimes inconveniently so.
Closing Thoughts That Aren’t Quite Conclusions
There are probably hundreds of reviews out there talking about features and specs—and yeah, Cream checks all those boxes as an ultra realistic silicone sex doll with just about every option ticked off for proportions and function.
Finding a realistic silicone sex doll that checks all the boxes isn't easy, but that's exactly what detailed reviews are for.
But living with one turns out messier than bullet points can explain—a little surreal at times but also quietly reassuring on weird days when silence feels heavy otherwise.
Would I recommend her? Hmm… depends what you want from your forest pixie companion—but if nothing else, you’ll remember opening that plain brown box for longer than you think.
