Why I Even Ended Up Looking at a Life Size Silicone Sex Doll
Sometimes you find yourself in weird corners of the internet. Not the dark ones, just—the odd aisles, like wandering into a shop you never meant to enter. That’s how I stumbled on Doreen, the “Netflix and Chill” sex doll from Netflix (not really, but that’s what they call her). It was late. I was tired, maybe too tired to be making big decisions. But curiosity’s a stubborn itch.
This isn’t something I talk about much—ordering a platinum silicone sex doll isn’t exactly dinner conversation material. Yet here we are. Doreen is 5 feet 6 inches tall (166 cm), which is…taller than some of my friends, honestly. She weighs 84 lbs (38 kg). Not light, not impossible either.
The Details They Don’t Really Tell You
There’s this whole world of measurements—bust: 31.9 inches; under bust: 25.2; waist: 22; hips: 36.2—that makes you realize how oddly precise people get about these things. Oh, and if you’re wondering about the practical side: vaginal depth is 6.3 inches, anal is 5.1 inches (I had no idea people measured that before this).
She comes with a steel skeleton and joints that move in ways that are kinda unnerving at first but also make sense? Like posing for photos or whatever else people do with these dolls—no judgment.
Shipping Surprises & Annoyances
Shipping took longer than anything else I’ve bought online recently—three to four weeks total between processing and delivery. Free international shipping sounds nice until you’re refreshing your email every few days hoping for an update that never comes when you want it most.
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At least the box was discreet—plain as can be, so neighbors didn’t get any ideas (thank god). Still, waiting around for something like this feels awkwardly suspenseful.
Actually Unboxing Her Was…Weirdly Awkward
Unboxing Doreen felt like opening up some forbidden treasure chest except what’s inside could probably dislocate your shoulder if you tried to lift her wrong. Eighty-four pounds doesn’t sound bad until it’s dead weight in cardboard.
The platinum silicone skin feels real enough that it made me pause—not quite human but not cold plastic either—a strange middle ground between comfort and uncanny valley.
Her long legs really do stand out (maybe too much?), and yeah she looks young-ish but not childlike; more like one of those models in glossy magazines who always seem slightly bored by everything around them.
Living With Doreen — The Odd Bits No One Mentions
Having a life size silicone sex doll in your apartment changes things—even if nobody knows except you (and now anyone reading this). Sometimes she’d catch the light from the window just right and startle me half-awake on lazy Sunday mornings.
Cleaning isn’t fun—let’s just say there are more steps than anyone tells you upfront—but it matters if you care about durability or hygiene or just not being grossed out by your own choices later on.
Sometimes I’d forget she was there while watching TV then suddenly remember during a commercial break—which is almost funny if it weren’t so strange.
Unexpected Realization — It Isn’t Only About Sex?
Maybe this sounds weird coming from someone who bought a “Netflix and Chill” sex doll—but after awhile, having Doreen around wasn’t only about sex at all. There were moments where she felt more like company than anything else—a silent roommate who never eats your leftovers or judges your taste in reality shows.
I don’t know what that says about me—or maybe modern loneliness—but anyway, it surprised me how quickly she blended into the background noise of my space.
One Odd Tangent Before Wrapping Up
Weirdly enough—I once caught myself propping her up next to my guitar stand because she balanced better there than anywhere else in the room. It made me laugh out loud alone in my living room which probably means I need more hobbies or maybe less time indoors? Hard to say sometimes where normal ends and novelty begins with stuff like this.
Anyway—I guess buying Doreen wasn’t life-changing but it did change small parts of my days in ways I didn’t expect (for better or worse depends on mood). If nothing else—it taught me patience waiting for shipping updates…and gave me stories no one believes unless they see her themselves.
That’s probably enough oversharing for tonight.
