You know how some things just show up at your door faster than you can finish a cup of coffee?
Elva is one of those things. This doll is ready to ship—like, actually in stock, not “ships in 4-6 weeks” or whatever nonsense most sites pull. I remember thinking, surely there’s a catch. There always is. But nope: she’ll ship in 1-2 business days after you order and that’s… well, surprisingly efficient for a life size silicone sex doll.
Why Is Her Head Separate?
(No, Seriously.)
Yeah okay, let me just get this out of the way because it weirded me out at first too—the head ships separately from the body. At first I thought maybe it was some horror-movie thing (I’ve watched too many late-night thrillers), but turns out it’s just packaging logistics. Keeps everything safe in transit. Still feels odd unpacking a box with a head and another with a body though. Not exactly the unboxing experience you’d expect.
Features That Sound Almost Too Good
They list all these features—full silicone body with real skin texture gel breasts and buttocks (yes, both), articulated hand skeletons so her fingers actually move instead of being stiff like mannequin hands. Standing feet without bolts (which means no ugly metal sticking out if you want her upright). Realistic painting—honestly, they go heavy on the details here.
Then there’s the jaw thing: movable jaw for enhanced oral sex experience. Maybe that sounds clinical typed out like this but… yeah, it works better than I expected. Built-in vagina too—not one of those removable inserts that never quite fit right.
She’s Tall—Like Actually Tall
Most dolls are weirdly short or have proportions that make zero sense if you’re over five-foot-six yourself. Elva clocks in at 5’9” (176 cm), which is taller than my last girlfriend—and probably more realistic than half the stuff on Instagram anyway.
E-cup breasts, big butt (they say “thick and curvy,” which honestly checks out), long legs—you get the idea. If you’re into redheads she delivers there too; something about tan skin with red hair just pops visually.
Numbers If You Care About Numbers
Not everyone does but here goes:
- Height: 5’9”
- Weight: 85 lbs
- Bust: 36.8”
- Waist: 25”
- Hips: almost 40”
- Cup Size: E
- Shoe Size: Women’s 6–6.5
Hole depths? Vagina is about 6.7 inches deep; anus slightly less; mouth around five inches if you’re curious about specifics—which apparently some people are.
Does She Feel Real?
Hmm… tricky question because nothing ever feels exactly real when your brain knows what’s up—but honestly? The real skin texture gel makes a difference compared to older models I’ve tried before (don’t judge). The EVO steel skeleton inside gives her joints more movement range—it isn’t perfect-human-flexibility but close enough for most positions you'd imagine.
Sometimes I’ll notice little things like the painting detail along her hips or how her hands curl naturally when posed on a chair—that kind of stuff sticks with me more than measurements do.
I Thought It’d Be Awkward—But Here We Are
Let me be blunt for a sec—I wasn’t sure how I’d feel having an actual life size silicone sex doll standing around my apartment while waiting for laundry to finish or whatever else normal people do on weekends. Turns out after the initial “what am I doing?” phase wears off... she kinda blends into the background unless you want otherwise.
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Weirdly enough, sometimes I catch myself talking to her while moving furniture around or trying to find my headphones again for the third time that day.
One Thing That Bugged Me
If there’s anything off-putting? It might be how heavy she is—85 pounds doesn’t sound wild until you try carrying her upstairs alone after work when your energy tank is already empty from everything else going on lately.
Also—and this might be nitpicky—the shipping boxes take up more space than expected for someone living in an apartment where closet space is basically mythical.
Not Sure What Else To Say Right Now
I could try wrapping this up neatly but honestly my brain's running on fumes today and anyway—if you want something tall, realistic-feeling, and don’t mind assembling head-to-body like some strange grown-up Lego set... Elva really does ship fast and comes as pictured without any surprises hidden behind fine print.
Guess that's about it for now
