Ever had one of those moments where you’re scrolling through a website—maybe not even looking for anything in particular—and then you stumble across something like Goldie?
Yeah. I didn’t think “life size silicone sex doll” was going to be on my radar that day, but here we are. And honestly, the story gets weirder (in a good way?) from there.
A Bush With Attitude (And Other Details)
There’s this thing about Goldie that kind of jumps out at you. Not literally. But if you read the description, it’s impossible to miss: she’s unshaved. Like, deliberately unshaved—her proud bush is apparently a key selling point and men are lining up for it. I mean, sure, preferences exist for a reason and maybe there’s an untapped market of guys who want their doll to look like she just wandered out of a 1970s magazine shoot.
But that’s not the only thing going on with her. Goldie—the name feels almost too playful—is supposed to be half Thai, half American. Flaming red-gold hair (which is probably synthetic but looks wild in photos), soft features that lean towards the “Oriental” side of things (their words, not mine). There’s this vibe: glamorous and vulnerable mashed together in one package.
I remember thinking: Is it weird to feel protective over a silicone sex doll? Apparently some people do—she sort of invites it.
Submissive By Design?
One thing they keep bringing up is how Goldie is naturally shy and submissive. She “takes instructions very well.” Which… okay, makes sense mechanically because she has movable joints and all that steel skeleton stuff inside her 5 ft 6 inch frame. But also it feels oddly personal? Like she wants you to tell her what to do—not just in bed but everywhere else too.
For some guys—I guess the ones who want someone always looking up at them for guidance—it must hit exactly right. Maybe there are days when being someone’s knight in shining armor sounds less like fantasy and more like therapy.
The Stats Nobody Asked For (But You Get Anyway)
Here comes the part where everything turns into numbers:
- Height: 5’6”
- Weight: 71 lbs (not light! carrying her upstairs is basically cardio)
- Bust: 33/21/34 inches
- Vagina depth: 8 inches
- Anal depth: 6.7 inches
- Oral depth: 4.1 inches
I’m not sure who first decided these measurements were ideal—but hey, variety exists for a reason.
Also—shipping takes two weeks total (one week processing plus another week flying or floating across borders) and arrives in plain packaging so your nosy neighbor won’t have any clue what just landed on your porch unless they’re psychic or extremely persistent.
Tangent Time
Weirdly enough, I started wondering what dinner conversation would be like if someone actually named their doll after their ex-girlfriend or childhood crush instead of picking from whatever names are available online. Would it make things more awkward? Or maybe less so—because now you can finally say all those things you never said back then? Hmm, maybe not exactly healthy… but interesting as an idea.
Whether this is your first life size silicone sex doll or you're adding to a collection, doing your homework pays off every time.
Why Even Bother With A Life Size Silicone Sex Doll?
Honestly—not every guy wants the same thing from these dolls. Some people collect them like art pieces; others treat them as companions or stress relief after long days spent pretending everything is fine at work.
Goldie stands out because she isn’t trying too hard to look perfect or plastic-smooth—there’s something intentionally real about her imperfections (even if they’re manufactured). And yes, that proud bush definitely adds character—even if I never thought I’d type those words out loud.
The Bit About Shipping & Waiting
Waiting two weeks might sound annoying at first glance—but time moves differently when anticipation is involved. You start noticing yourself checking tracking numbers more than email notifications; imagining how heavy seventy-one pounds really feels; picturing whether the neighbors will see anything suspicious while you drag an unlabeled box inside…
It gets under your skin in small ways.
Anyway—I could ramble longer but let’s leave it hanging here for now; there are probably more stories hidden behind every life size silicone sex doll than anyone admits out loud—including Goldie herself (if she could talk).
