A Doll That’s Actually Just… Sitting There?
There’s something quietly hilarious about the idea that somewhere in a Florida warehouse, there’s a life size silicone sex doll named Kitty just hanging out. Not metaphorically. Literally. She is stored in our Florida warehouse and ready to ship, which means she could be at your door (well, not knocking, but you get it) within 3-7 days after your order is placed. I keep picturing her staring at the ceiling tiles next to some boxes of packing peanuts, maybe wondering who her new owner will be. Or maybe not wondering anything at all—she’s a doll.
No Customizations?
No Problem (Unless You Have Control Issues)
This option is great if you want your doll fast and like her exactly as shown with no customizations. Some people love choices; others just want things now and don’t want to fuss about details like wig color or eye shade or whatever else you can tweak on these things nowadays. If you’re in the first group—impatient, decisive—you’ll probably appreciate that Kitty comes exactly as pictured with the built-in vagina option, standing feet, internal body heating (not kidding), and even a storage case for when you need to tuck her away discreetly.
If speed isn’t your thing and personalization is more important than instant gratification (you probably alphabetize your spice rack), there’s always the click here for customization route. But then again, why wait? She’s already waiting for you.
Details That Are Weirdly Specific
Let’s talk numbers for a second because someone out there definitely cares: Kitty stands 5 feet 4 inches tall (that’s 162 cm if you’ve gone metric). She weighs 62 lbs (28 kg) so moving her might be slightly awkward but not impossible—I imagine it feels like carrying an oddly shaped suitcase that doesn’t complain.
Measurements? Sure: Bust is 30 inches; underbust 23.6 inches; waist whittled down to 19.6 inches; hips are 30.3 inches around. The level of precision here makes me wonder if anyone ever pulls out their measuring tape to check—but hey, transparency matters.
Oh—and “hole depth.” Yes, they list it:
- Vagina: 7.1 inches
- Anus: 6 inches
- Mouth: 5.1 inches
It’s almost clinical how matter-of-fact this info is presented.
Platinum Cured Silicone & The Skeleton Inside
Here comes my quietly impressed moment—the material science bit gets me every time: platinum cured silicone sex doll means she supposedly lasts longer and feels more realistic than whatever passed for dolls ten years ago (I remember those disaster stories on forums). And yes, she has a steel skeleton with movable joints so posing isn’t just possible—it’s expected.
Internal body heating? That still throws me off a little every time I read it—like we’ve reached some weird sci-fi checkpoint where even dolls can feel warm to the touch now.
Anecdote Time: Delivery Speed Is Not Overrated
A friend once ordered something similar from overseas—a different brand—and waited nearly two months while tracking updates went from “Shanghai” to “In Transit” to “Delayed Due To Customs.” By week six he was convinced his package had either been confiscated or was living its best life somewhere else entirely.
Kitty avoids all that drama by being right there in Florida already packed up and ready to go out the door as soon as someone hits purchase. It takes most people longer to choose what pizza toppings they want than it does for this doll to cross half the country.
Unpacking Expectations vs Reality
There’s always this tension between what arrives and what was promised online—especially with life size silicone sex dolls—but since Kitty ships exactly as pictured… well, surprises are minimized unless UPS decides otherwise (don’t get me started).
The built-in vagina option means less fiddling with inserts or parts—which honestly sounds like one less thing to lose under your bed later on—and standing feet make storage easier if you’re not into keeping her horizontal all day long.
Tangent About Storage Cases
Quick detour—I never thought much about sex doll storage cases until now but apparently they’re kind of essential if discretion matters or if you move apartments frequently enough that having a human-shaped silhouette under a sheet would raise questions with nosy neighbors or landlords (“Is that…?”).
Anyway—
Kitty comes ready-to-go in almost every way except emotionally prepared for whatever adventures await outside that Florida warehouse.
And that's sort of funny—in its own quiet way—how simple convenience sometimes wins over endless options or anxious anticipation.
If you've been browsing silicone sex doll listings for a while, you know how much variation there is in quality and craftsmanship across brands.
Maybe that's all anyone wants some days—a decision made easy by someone (or something) else waiting patiently behind cardboard flaps and packing tape somewhere humid near Orlando.
