The Tall (and Slightly Uncanny) Arrival
You ever get a delivery so big you wonder if the neighbors are peeking through their blinds? That was me, waiting for Kylie—the Shanghai Escort Sex Doll. Not my proudest unboxing moment. Anyway, she came in this totally plain box (discreet packaging is real, I’ll give them that), and there was zero indication what was inside. Which is both comforting and a little funny—like, imagine someone thinking it’s just a new set of golf clubs or something.
But then you open it up and there she is: 5 feet 6 inches tall (166 cm), platinum silicone skin, and… well, let’s just say if you’re looking for a life size silicone sex doll that actually looks like an actual person from certain angles (but not all), Kylie kind of nails it.
Choosing among the many top-rated silicone sex dolls available today really comes down to personal preferences and priorities.
Proportions That Make You Double Take
Here’s where things get weirdly specific. Maybe too specific? The manufacturer lists her measurements with almost hilarious precision—bust at 31.9 inches, under bust at 25.2 inches (not sure who measures that but hey), waist 22 inches and hips clocking in at 36.2 inches. She weighs about as much as a small suitcase—84 lbs or 38 kg—which sounds fine until you try to move her around your apartment solo.
The “hole depth” info feels like something out of an engineering manual more than anything else: vagina at 6.3 inches deep; anus at 5.1 inches. I remember thinking… do people really measure these things? Apparently yes.
Movable Joints & Steel Skeletons – Not Just for Robots Anymore
Now the steel skeleton thing is honestly impressive—and slightly intimidating when you first pose her arm and hear the clicky sound (it’s normal). All joints move pretty realistically; sometimes too realistically if you ask me. You can position her sitting on your couch or standing in the corner like some sort of silent roommate who never judges your Netflix choices.
Vaginal and anal sex are both possible—there’s no polite way to phrase that—but honestly, the engineering behind making those options available without breaking anything deserves some kind of awkward applause.
Cautious Optimism Meets Mild Discomfort
I’ll admit it: part of me expected this to feel cheap or plasticky in that uncanny valley way most dolls do. But platinum silicone is… different somehow? Soft but firm where it matters—not cold like old-school models either. Still not quite human obviously (thank god?), but surprisingly close for what it is.
There’s always this cautious optimism when trying something so oddball—you hope for the best but brace yourself for disappointment or regret later on. With Kylie though... hmm, maybe not exactly regretful? More like bemused satisfaction mixed with periodic self-consciousness whenever I catch sight of her out the corner of my eye.
Shipping Times & The Waiting Game
If patience isn’t your thing—well tough luck here because after ordering there’s a solid three-to-four-week wait before Kylie shows up on your doorstep (2-3 weeks processing plus another week shipping). Free international shipping softens the blow a bit though; nothing extra tacked onto checkout which felt nice for once.
And yeah—I checked twice—the box really doesn’t have any branding or labels screaming “life size silicone sex doll inside!” It could be anything in there… until it very much isn’t.
Small Realization Somewhere Between Curiosity And Comedy
Owning something like this feels oddly liberating yet faintly ridiculous—a mix between curiosity satisfied and comedy sketch material (“Meet my new roommate from Shanghai…”). There’s freedom in knowing nobody else has to know unless you want them to.
Sometimes I find myself wondering how many people out there ordered one just because they could—not necessarily because they needed one—and what stories they’d tell if anyone asked why Kylie ended up living rent-free in their guest room closet.
Not sure if anyone ever really gets used to seeing a full-size platinum silicone sex doll propped against their wall… maybe that’s part of the appeal? Or maybe we’re all just pretending we’re cooler about this stuff than we actually are.
Anyway—that's probably enough overthinking for now.
