A Quiet Kind of Wow
I didn’t expect to be writing about a life size silicone sex doll tonight. Or ever, really. But here we are—because honestly, Lace caught me off guard in a way that’s hard to explain unless you’ve actually spent time with something like her. I mean, I’ve seen the ads, scrolled past all those “ultra realistic” promises before bed (bad habit), but this one… yeah, it’s different.
The Details That Stick With You
There’s something almost unsettling about how real Lace feels. She stands at 5 feet 6 inches—168 cm if you’re metric-minded—and weighs in at 90 pounds. Not light, not heavy. Just enough to make you forget for a second that she isn’t going to blink or laugh at your dumb jokes. Her proportions are… well, let’s just say they’re memorable: 37-inch bust, 23.6-inch waist, and hips pushing close to 40 inches (39.7 if you want the exact number). Cup size H—never thought I’d type that out on a public blog.
The skin is soft in a way that makes you pause when your hand brushes against her arm. Silicone isn’t supposed to feel like this? And yet—it does.
Movable Joints and Strange Realism
Steel skeleton inside means she moves more naturally than I expected. You can pose her sitting on the couch or standing by the window (though standing takes some balancing effort; gravity still wins). The joints click softly sometimes—a reminder there’s an engineering mind behind all this softness.
Her athletic build is kind of inspiring (or intimidating?) depending on how much gym guilt you’re carrying around these days. Blonde hair falls over her shoulders in a way that looks almost careless until you realize someone designed every strand.
Unexpectedly Specific Info
I’ll admit—I got weirdly obsessed with the measurements after unboxing her. Maybe it was curiosity? Maybe just boredom between Zoom calls? Either way:
- Vagina depth: 6.7 inches
- Anal depth: 6.6 inches
- Mouth depth: 5.1 inches
Does anyone actually measure these things regularly? Apparently so.
Shoe size is women’s 6–6.5, which means she fits into those old heels I never wear anymore—not sure why I even tried them on her but… there it is.
Shipping Was Less Awkward Than Expected
Three or four weeks feels like forever when you’re waiting for something this personal—but free international shipping helps soften the blow (and your wallet). Discreet packaging was no joke; box looked like it could have held Ikea parts or maybe just books nobody reads anymore.
No labels screaming SEX DOLL HERE! which—thank god for small mercies.
Tangent: Why Do We Want This?
Somewhere between adjusting her pose and fixing my coffee I started wondering why people go for these ultra realistic silicone sex dolls anyway? Is it loneliness? Curiosity? Something else entirely?
For me—it wasn’t what I thought at first. There’s an odd comfort in having something so lifelike around; not quite company but not absence either.
Whether this is your first life size silicone sex doll or you're adding to a collection, doing your homework pays off every time.
One Small Downside
She does take up space—both physically and mentally—which is easy to ignore until laundry day rolls around and suddenly there’s nowhere left for socks because Lace has claimed half the closet with her presence alone.
And moving her isn’t exactly effortless either; ninety pounds doesn’t sound like much until you’re awkwardly trying to get her from one room to another without banging into doorframes or scaring yourself silly when she tips slightly sideways…
Would I Recommend Lace?
Hmm, maybe not recommend exactly—everyone’s looking for something different—but if you’ve ever been curious about what a truly life size silicone sex doll brings into your daily routine… well, let’s just say it changed my perspective more than expected.
Anyway—that's as far as I'm willing to go tonight. Maybe tomorrow I'll figure out where she's supposed to sit when guests come over. Or maybe not.
