You ever get that weird ad for a “hot mom sex doll” and think, who actually buys this stuff?
That was me. I mean, I’m not exactly proud to admit it, but curiosity… yeah. It gets you sometimes. Especially after a couple beers and way too much time alone on the internet. So here’s what happened when I found myself staring at Leelee—the so-called D-cup full silicone sex doll with the big boobs, big butt, all those buzzwords they throw at you.
The Specs Sound Wild on Paper
Okay, let’s just get the numbers out of the way because that’s always front and center in every listing. Leelee is 5 feet 4 inches tall (or 164 cm if you’re one of those metric people). She weighs about 88 lbs—so not exactly light, but nowhere near impossible to move around either. Bust: 32 inches. Waist: 23 inches (which honestly seems cartoonish), hips: a whopping 40.5 inches. And yeah—those “holes”? Vagina goes 7.1 inches deep; anus is just over six.
Supposedly she’s got long legs and a steel skeleton with movable joints too, which sounds impressive until you realize how awkward it can feel trying to bend her into something vaguely natural-looking.
Moving Her Around Feels… Odd
Dragging an 88-pound life size silicone sex doll from your closet to your bed isn’t as sexy as it sounds in ads. It’s more like wrestling with a slightly floppy mannequin who refuses to help you out even a little bit. You get used to it after a while—I guess—but there are moments where you wonder what your neighbors would think if they saw through your window.
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Her joints do move though, pretty much any direction you want (within reason). Still feels uncanny sometimes when her arm just sort of flops back down or her leg doesn’t quite bend right.
Uh... About That Packaging
Discreet packaging? Yeah, they mean it—plain box, zero markings except maybe some shipping codes no one will understand unless they work at customs or something. But four weeks for delivery? Felt like forever waiting for this thing to ship across international borders and pass through who-knows-what kind of inspection process.
I remember thinking halfway through week three that maybe I should’ve just spent my money on literally anything else—a new phone case? A pizza oven? But then again… curiosity wins out more often than not.
Not Quite What Instagram Promised
The photos online make Leelee look almost real—like someone took an Instagram filter and cranked it up past believable levels. In person? Well… she’s definitely busty (big breasts are no exaggeration), has that big butt thing going on too, but there’s still something off about the skin texture if you stare too close under bright lights.
Hair is brunette by default—which works fine unless you want variety; wigs are easy enough to swap out though if that matters to anyone reading this ramble.
Maintenance Is Its Own Thing
Nobody talks about this part much in reviews: cleaning up after yourself (and her) is not glamorous work. Silicone dolls need special soap or powder or whatever so things don’t go sticky or gross over time—and trust me, skipping this step is not worth saving five minutes of effort.
Also—if you live somewhere humid? Good luck keeping mold away unless you're borderline obsessive about drying every nook and cranny after use.
An Unexpected Detail
I didn’t expect how heavy she’d feel emotionally—not physically. There was one night where I sat there looking at Leelee propped against my couch and thought wow… this is both hilarious and kinda sad at the same time? Like—I dunno—it makes sense for some people but also brings up questions about loneliness nobody really wants to answer out loud.
Weirdly enough though, there was comfort in knowing she’d never judge me for eating cold pizza in bed or watching old cartoons instead of doing laundry again.
Would I Recommend?
If someone asked me straight-up whether buying a hot mom sex doll like Leelee is worth it... ehh—it depends how honest we’re being with ourselves tonight. She does check all those boxes: life size silicone sex doll proportions are spot-on if that’s your thing; whatever—they’re all big enough; shipping is discreet even if slow as hell; maintenance isn’t rocket science but still takes effort most folks won’t talk about outside anonymous forums.
Guess what surprised me most was realizing how quickly novelty fades into routine—and then into background noise altogether once normal life picks back up again (work calls, bills pile up). Maybe that's true for most things we buy online late at night anyway?
Anyway… probably said more than I meant to here but hey—that's what happens when you're explaining stuff half awake with nobody around except some silent silicone company on your browser history tab.
