The Invite That Wasn't Really an Invite
Ever get one of those texts that feels like a joke, but then you look twice and realize—nope, it’s real? That’s basically how I ended up at this so-called “mansion party” in London, where the main attraction wasn’t the overpriced cocktails or some C-list DJ. No, it was a Fantasy C-Cup Silicone Sex Doll. Life size. Blonde. Just standing there like she owned the place (which, honestly, would’ve made more sense than the actual owner).
You know that feeling when someone tries to act casual about something that is absolutely not casual? Picture that energy radiating from every corner of this house.
Details You Can’t Unsee
I guess people expect these dolls to look kind of fake or… plasticky? But this one—she was 5 feet 4 inches tall (163 cm if you’re into metric), and her proportions were weirdly on point. Like, someone really did their homework with the bust: 33.9 inches around, C-cup bra size (I checked; don’t ask). Underbust at 27.6 inches, waist at 24 inches—hips out to 36.2 inches.
It’s not like anyone was handing out measuring tapes at the door, but people kept whispering about her “realism.” Sure enough: silicone skin felt... well, not exactly human but close enough for a drunken party trick. EVO skeleton inside too—supposedly makes her poseable in ways most humans would need yoga for.
And because apparently nothing is sacred anymore, there was a little card listing out all her “features.” Vaginal and anal sex possible (yes, they wrote it just like that), with hole depths measured down to decimals: vagina goes 7.1 inches deep; anus is 5.5 inches (why do I remember these numbers?).
Shipping and Waiting Games
Someone asked what happens if you want your own mansion-ready companion—because why not make small talk even weirder? Turns out you can order this exact life size silicone sex doll online with free international shipping and totally plain packaging (“discreet,” they said; as if anything about this is discreet). Processing takes three weeks plus another week for shipping—a whole month waiting for your synthetic roommate.
There’s even a note clarifying: model is over eighteen years old—as though anyone looking at a silicone doll cares about legal disclaimers right now.
When Things Get Oddly Technical
This part stuck with me for reasons I still can’t explain: amid all the champagne spills and awkward flirting attempts happening around us, there were two guys hunched over their phones comparing stats—weight (72.7 lbs or 33 kg), height again (163 cm!), how many positions are possible thanks to that magical EVO skeleton tech…
Somebody joked about needing a gym membership just to lift her upstairs—not entirely wrong either; she’s heavier than she looks.
A Tangent About Expectations
Weirdly enough—I remember thinking back then—the line between curiosity and judgment gets blurry fast in rooms like these. People who’d never admit googling “life size silicone sex doll” were suddenly experts on shipping times and discreet packaging options.
Maybe it’s just easier to laugh when everyone else is pretending none of this is strange?
Reading through silicone sex doll reviews before buying is probably the smartest move you can make at this price range.
Not Quite What I Expected
Anyway—I left before things got too wild (or maybe after they already had?). There’s something oddly memorable about being in a room full of grown adults circling around a mannequin with better hair than half my friends.
If you ever find yourself wondering whether parties really are stranger in London…well—they probably are.
