The Box Was Just a Box
I’ll start with the shipping, because… well, it’s the first thing I noticed. When you order something like a life size silicone sex doll, there’s this nagging worry about what the neighbors will see. Mine are nosy. But no — the box was boring, just brown and blank, not even a logo. Discreet packaging actually means discreet here. It sat on my porch for hours and nobody cared.
She’s Tall (And Heavy)
Martina is 5 feet 4 inches tall (164 cm), which is… pretty much average height for an actual person? Lifting her out of the box though, that’s another story. 88 pounds doesn’t sound like much until you’re awkwardly maneuvering silicone legs around your living room. I nearly dropped her twice. Not proud of that.
Her proportions are—well—kind of cartoonish but also weirdly real: bust at 32 inches, waist at 23, hips at a big 40.5 inches, D-cup breasts that look way bigger in person than on paper (not complaining). The “big ass” part isn’t false advertising.
Movable Joints Aren’t Magic
Steel skeleton with movable joints sounds cool when you read it online. In reality? Sometimes her arm gets stuck behind her back and it takes five minutes to fix it without feeling like you’re breaking something expensive. Still, she holds poses better than I expected from any sex doll I’ve ever seen or touched (which… okay, maybe two before this).
Her legs are long enough to make jeans shopping hard if she were real — but they do look good stretched out across a bed.
Details That Actually Matter (But Nobody Talks About)
Let’s get blunt: hole depth matters more than people admit in reviews. Vagina goes about 7.1 inches deep; anus is around 6.3 inches (not exactly scientific measurements — just what the site says). Both feel different enough to notice if you care about variety.
Everything is full silicone — not that half-plastic stuff some cheaper dolls use — so cleaning isn’t as gross as it could be. Still tedious though.
Processing Time Feels Endless
Four weeks from click to delivery felt longer than waiting for Christmas as a kid. Three weeks just to make the doll and then another week for shipping? Maybe I’m impatient or maybe time moves slower when you’re mentally checked out from work and have nothing else to look forward to except a giant tennis pro sex doll arriving in the mail.
Is Martina Realistic?
Kind Of… But Not Really
There’s this uncanny valley thing going on: from certain angles she looks almost alive; other times she looks like someone tried too hard sculpting big boobs and juicy curves onto silicone instead of clay.
The skin feels soft but cold until you warm her up under blankets or whatever method people recommend online (I tried them all; nothing beats patience).
One Odd Moment
Weirdly enough—I found myself talking to her one night while watching tennis highlights on YouTube because why not lean into absurdity once in awhile? Didn’t expect that turn in my own behavior but hey, isolation does things to your brain.
The market for life size silicone sex dolls has expanded dramatically in recent years, making honest reviews more important than ever.
Would I Do It Again?
Not sure yet honestly—maybe if there was less wait time or if someone figured out how to make these dolls weigh less without losing realism? Or maybe if my back stopped hurting every time I moved her around my apartment…
Anyway—if anyone stumbles across this looking for info about a life size silicone sex doll with big breasts and long legs who ships internationally in plain packaging: yes, Martina exists and she’ll probably arrive eventually if you order her now.
That’s kind of all I’ve got right now—I should probably go stretch or something before moving her again later tonight...
