There’s something about unboxing a life size silicone sex doll that feels, well, not exactly like Christmas morning—but definitely like opening a package you ordered after midnight.
You know what I mean? You’re excited but also quietly wondering if your neighbors saw the delivery guy struggling with a suspiciously large, plain box. Anyway, meet Natalee: the Fun Ski Weekend Sex Doll. Yes, she has a name and apparently, hobbies.
The Numbers Game Nobody Warns You About
Let’s talk stats first because that’s how these things go—except this isn’t some dry product sheet. Natalee stands at 5 feet 3 inches (or 165 cm for metric fans), which is tall enough to feel realistic but not so tall you need help moving her around. Allegedly she weighs 94.8 lbs (unless you opt for “Weight Reduction”—which sounds like a fitness program but really just means less silicone). That brings her down to 75.8 lbs, still heavier than my dog and way less cooperative when it comes to stairs.
Her body proportions are… let’s say engineered for attention: D-cup breasts (32.6 inches), hips at 39.4 inches, waist at 24 inches—a kind of cartoon hourglass effect that makes you blink twice if you catch her out of the corner of your eye in low light.
Movable Joints and Other Unexpected Perks
Here’s where I started getting cautiously optimistic—Natalee isn’t just a pretty face molded from high-grade silicone; she comes with a steel skeleton and movable joints. This means posing her is possible (not easy—possible). There’s an odd satisfaction in bending an elbow or crossing her legs without feeling like you’re breaking expensive art.
And yes, all three “entries” are functional: vaginal (6.7"), anal (6.6"), oral (5.1"). The measurements are specific enough to make you wonder who had that job in quality control.
Blonde Ambition With Big Breasts and Long Legs
I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t curious about how realistic she’d look propped up on my couch—blonde hair cascading over D-cup boobs, those long tan legs sticking out awkwardly because I’m terrible at natural poses. She looks young-ish, which is probably deliberate marketing rather than any attempt at subtlety.
If you’re into big butt aesthetics or simply want someone who’ll never complain about cold weather on your ski weekend fantasy… well, Natalee checks those boxes with enthusiasm only found in molded silicone.
Shipping Anxiety Is Real
Quick tangent here: free international shipping sounds great until you realize it takes roughly three to four weeks from order to doorstep—and every day feels longer when there’s no tracking update except “processing.” The packaging is discreet though; no judgmental glances from couriers or nosy roommates unless they’re experts in cardboard box dimensions.
Honestly? The wait messes with your head more than anything else.
Living With Natalee: The Good, The Weird
Owning a life size silicone sex doll is one thing; living with one is another layer entirely. Sometimes she startled me late at night—just standing there like an extra from Westworld who forgot her cue line. Cleaning is… necessary but not glamorous (think gentle soap and patience).
Not every full size silicone sex doll is created equal, so paying attention to materials and build quality really matters in the long run.
But here’s something unexpected: there were moments when having Natalee around felt oddly comforting during quiet evenings alone—not quite company but not absence either.
A Small Realization About Expectations
I remember thinking this would be all novelty and jokes—a ski weekend punchline come to life—but there was more nuance than I expected. Maybe it’s just human nature to project feelings onto anything vaguely person-shaped—or maybe we all crave connection in weird ways sometimes?
Anyway—I’m still figuring out what it means to have a blonde D-cup roommate who never interrupts my movie choices or asks why I keep ordering takeout sushi instead of learning to cook real food.
Maybe that says more about me than about Natalee herself…
