The First Time I Saw “Peace” (And, Yeah, That Name)
I mean, who names a life size silicone sex doll “Peace”? Especially one dressed up as a slutty Santa with D-cup boobs and a big butt. Maybe it’s meant to be ironic. Or maybe there’s some twisted logic in giving your holiday season sex doll an innocent name. Not sure. Anyway, the first time I stumbled across this thing was—of all places—a pop-up ad while reading about Christmas cookie recipes. Classic internet whiplash.
The image? Blonde, tan, those long legs just sort of... posed like she’s waiting for someone to drop a present that isn’t exactly from Amazon. Five foot three (159 cm), which is taller than my cousin but shorter than my ex-girlfriend. Not sure why that detail stuck in my head.
Key Features — Or Just Gimmicks?
I’ll admit I’m skeptical about most of these “holiday” themed products. It feels like every year they slap a Santa hat on something and call it festive—sex dolls included now, apparently. But alright, let’s look at what they’re actually selling here:
- D-Cup breasts (the kind you’d expect on an Instagram model who hashtags #thick)
- Big butt — not subtle
- Vaginal, anal and oral sex possible (they list the exact hole depths: 6.7 inches for vagina, 6.6 for anus, 5.1 for mouth… oddly specific)
- Steel skeleton with movable joints, which sounds more Terminator than sexy but whatever
- Weight: 94.8 lbs regular or 75.8 lbs if you pay extra for weight reduction (which is honestly still heavy when you think about moving her around)
- Discreet packaging — supposedly no one will know you ordered yourself a five-foot-tall blonde silicone companion
They also throw in free international shipping and warn you it takes up to four weeks to arrive—which is basically forever if you’re impatient or have commitment issues.
Measurements & Proportions: Way Too Detailed
Here’s where things get weirdly clinical:
- Bust: 32.6 inches
- Under Bust: 25.6 inches
- Waist: 24 inches
- Hips: almost forty inches
She wears women’s shoe size 6–6.5—not that anyone actually cares unless they’re buying her shoes? Feels like overkill but maybe there are collectors out there who want their dolls in matching heels.
And then there are those hole depths again—like someone thought this was going to be on an engineering exam.
Does Anyone Actually Buy These?
(A Small Rant)
This part bugs me—the way these companies pretend it’s all totally normal and not at all awkward to order a hybrid silicone sex doll dressed as Santa Claus right before Christmas dinner with your family next door.
I mean yeah, people want what they want; maybe they don’t have judgmental relatives snooping through their packages or asking why there’s suddenly an extra pair of high heels under the tree.
But still—three to four weeks delivery time? That means if you want your slutty Santa sex doll by December 24th you better order before Thanksgiving even hits.
The market for life size silicone sex dolls has expanded dramatically in recent years, making honest reviews more important than ever.
Unfiltered Thoughts About The Experience
Honestly? The whole thing feels surreal until the box shows up at your door (plain cardboard box—no labels). You open it up and there she is: tall-ish, heavy as hell—those steel joints creak when you move her legs—and just staring blankly ahead with painted-on lashes and lips slightly parted.
There was this moment—I remember thinking—is this what holiday spirit looks like now? Not quite how my parents imagined Christmas morning would go down when I was little.
The skin texture is weirdly realistic though; too smooth in places but cold until it warms up against your hand (or more). Legs bend easily enough—you can pose her sitting or standing if you’ve got patience—but she doesn’t really balance well without support so forget any wild fantasies involving her walking into the room unassisted.
Unexpected Downsides
Let me just say lifting ninety-five pounds of dead weight isn’t fun after work when your back already hurts from shoveling snow outside—or whatever else December throws at you.
Cleaning isn’t glamorous either; nobody talks about that part online but trust me—it matters more than any cup size or hip measurement ever could.
And then there’s storage… unless you live alone or have very understanding family members (unlikely), hiding a full-size blonde bombshell in red velvet lingerie gets complicated fast.
One Odd Realization
Weirdly enough—I started noticing ads everywhere after searching once for life size silicone sex dolls during Black Friday sales research (“research,” ha). Like Google suddenly decided I was lonely or desperate or both because I clicked on one suggestive thumbnail by mistake while looking for socks online.
Anyway—it made me wonder how many folks out there are quietly waiting three weeks for their own version of Peace to show up before New Year’s Eve rolls around again…
Tangent About Holiday Marketing Gimmicks
Quick detour—I’m convinced marketers will put anything in a Santa outfit if they think it’ll sell faster between November and January: dogs, donuts… now sex dolls apparently join the parade of questionable holiday cheerleaders.
Maybe next year we’ll see Easter Bunny-themed versions—all pastels and floppy ears instead of red velvet hats—but honestly who knows where this trend ends?
Still Debating If It Makes Sense
Is Peace worth it? Hard to say without sounding judgy—or hypocritical since curiosity got the better of me once already—but unless hauling around nearly one hundred pounds of silent company wrapped in seasonal lingerie sounds appealing… ehh…
People buy stranger things every day though—I guess that’s just how holidays work now.
Kind of makes me miss ugly sweaters.
