The “Ready To Ship” Thing — Does It Even Mean Anything?
I’ll be honest. Whenever I see some site shouting about a doll being “ready to ship,” my brain just… glazes over. I picture some sweaty warehouse guy in Jersey scrambling around, tripping over boxes, maybe? Half the time it means nothing. You order and then get ghosted for two weeks while they “process” your order somewhere in the void. But with Norma—yeah, that’s her name—they actually mean it. She’s hanging out in a USA warehouse (not floating on a boat from China), so if you slap down your card, she lands at your door in like 3-7 business days. No tracking number purgatory.
No Surprises: What You See Is What You Get
This part is weirdly comforting. Norma comes exactly as pictured—no sneaky changes or mystery hair color swaps or whatever. If you like the look of her online (blonde, curvy, sort of that classic ‘young’ vibe but obviously 18+), that’s what shows up. There’s no “customize this” rabbit hole unless you want to wait longer and do all the tinkering and second guessing (they have a link for that if you’re into endless options).
She has articulated finger skeletons (which sounded fake to me until I saw them bend), posable eyelids—yes, eyelids—and gel breasts that feel… well, not bad honestly. Real Oral Sex feature too if you care about acronyms like ROS. Fixed vagina setup, standing feet so she doesn’t flop over when you least expect it, and actual makeup on both head and body that doesn’t scream “painted by robots.” Kind of refreshing.
The Specs Nobody Talks About
People always ask about height first—Norma clocks in at 5’3”, which is pretty much life size for most folks unless you’re NBA material. She weighs 90 pounds though; don’t let anyone tell you these things are light as air because moving her is an arm workout.
Measurements? Bust: 37ish inches (full-on curvy), under bust: 26 inches, waist: 23-and-some-change, hips: just over 40 inches. Those numbers sound abstract until she’s sitting on your couch taking up half the space.
Hole depth details are there too if you’re obsessed with specs—vagina goes about six inches deep; anus is just past five inches—but honestly I never measured anything myself because… why would I? Guess someone out there cares.
Reading through silicone sex doll reviews before buying is probably the smartest move you can make at this price range.
Platinum Silicone & The Skeleton Situation
Here’s something people miss when they scroll too fast: platinum silicone isn’t just marketing talk—it feels different from those old-school TPE dolls (less sticky somehow?). Plus she’s got a steel skeleton with movable joints everywhere so posing her isn’t like wrestling a mannequin at Goodwill.
The articulated fingers thing deserves its own paragraph because most dolls have floppy hands; here they actually flex and hold stuff without looking broken or weirdly bent backwards.
Fast vs Custom: Pick Your Poison
There’s this constant debate online—do you buy the ready-to-ship life size silicone sex doll or wait forever for some custom tweaks? With Norma it comes down to patience level honestly. If speed matters and she checks all your boxes feature-wise… done deal. Otherwise click off to customize and set an alarm for three months from now.
A Tangent About Standing Feet
Quick side note—I underestimated how useful standing feet are until one night when I tried to dress her without them engaged and nearly gave myself a hernia trying to prop her against my bed frame without disaster striking. Now I get why people mention it in every review thread ever written.
Would I Do It Again?
Not sure how much this helps but—I remember thinking after unboxing Norma that everything felt oddly straightforward compared to other purchases where customer service ghosts me or shipping takes eternity. Not perfect (nothing ever is), but less drama than expected.
If speed matters more than obsessing over tiny details... yeah, I'd probably go this route again instead of getting lost customizing myself into indecision paralysis.
Anyway that's kind of all I've got right now—the rest you'll figure out after delivery day hits and you're staring at an enormous box wondering what exactly you've gotten yourself into next time around.
