Where Do I Even Start?
There’s something weirdly exhausting about writing a review for a life size silicone sex doll, especially one called Nova: Back of the Limousine. It’s not like reviewing a phone or even a mattress. Those you can talk about in public, mostly. Try explaining to your neighbor why you’re dragging a 5 feet 4 inches (164 cm) busty silicone figure up the stairs without making it sound like you’ve lost some sort of bet.
She’s got those big boobs—C-cup if you’re counting, and apparently people do count—and that big butt everyone keeps mentioning in the product copy. Juicy? Sure, if that’s your thing. But I’m getting ahead of myself.
The Unboxing: No One Needs to Know
Shipping was… surprisingly discreet. Like, genuinely plain box, no labels screaming “hey there’s a sex doll in here!” which is honestly the bare minimum but still appreciated when your building has nosy neighbors. Processing takes about three weeks plus another week for shipping—four weeks total before Nova shows up at your door and you have to wrestle her inside like an awkward heist movie.
She weighs around 64 lbs (29 kg). Not featherlight but not impossible either—I remember thinking it’d be heavier somehow. Maybe because she looks so substantial? Her long legs are kind of striking when you’re trying to get her out of the box without pulling a muscle.
All These Numbers
Let me just rattle off these measurements because someone will want them: Bust is 32.7 inches, waist 24 inches, hips 36.2 inches—a classic hourglass thing going on here, with big breasts and all that jazz they keep advertising everywhere. The hole depths are almost clinical when you read them off a spec sheet (vagina: 6 inches; anus: 5.5 inches), but it does matter for some folks who care about realism or whatever.
The steel skeleton with movable joints feels sturdy enough—you don’t worry she’ll snap in half if you move her wrong—but there’s always this slight paranoia handling something so expensive and oddly lifelike.
In Use… Well
You probably want to know how she actually feels in use—yeah? She’s soft where it counts thanks to full silicone construction (that matters way more than I expected). Legs are long enough that positioning isn’t awkward unless you try something ridiculous—don’t ask me how I know.
Vaginal and anal sex both possible (I mean, obviously), though honestly sometimes lining things up feels more technical than sexy at first—there’s this learning curve nobody talks about until after they buy one of these things.
I had this moment where I thought “is this what astronauts feel like doing maintenance in space?” because everything is articulated with those steel joints and there’s zero feedback from Nova herself except silence and compliance.
Odd Realizations & Small Annoyances
One thing nobody warns you about: storing her is its own adventure. She doesn’t fold up small; those long legs need somewhere to go unless you want visitors asking questions (“whoa man, whose mannequin is that?”). Also cleaning isn’t glamorous—it takes time if you do it right—and lint sticks to silicone like crazy unless you powder her down now and then.
Oh—and four weeks waiting felt longer than it should’ve been? Maybe anticipation makes time crawl slower or maybe I’m just impatient lately. Either way, by the time she arrived my excitement had faded into mild annoyance at having yet another large package to deal with.
Not What You See on TV
Quick tangent: every ad makes these dolls look effortless and perfect—the reality is messier but also weirderly human? There was an evening where I caught myself apologizing out loud after bumping her head against my dresser moving her around (she didn’t mind).
And yeah—she looks good propped up on the bed with those big boobs front and center, but posing her takes patience unless limp arms are your aesthetic preference for bedroom décor.
Would I Recommend?
Eh—
If you're looking for a life size silicone sex doll that's busty with long legs and realistic proportions… well, Nova checks all those boxes technically speaking. If you're expecting magic or instant satisfaction—maybe lower expectations just slightly? She does exactly what she's supposed to do; it's just not as movie-like as you'd think from scrolling endless product photos online late at night.
Choosing among the many top-rated silicone sex dolls available today really comes down to personal preferences and priorities.
Still haven’t figured out where she goes when guests come over though.
