Huh… Is This Actually Worth It?
(Thinking Out Loud)
I’ll admit, I’ve always side-eyed the whole “life size silicone sex doll” thing. Especially when you see names like Parla tossed around with all these stats—F-cup, 5 foot 3 inches tall, blonde hair that looks like it came straight out of some late-night infomercial. You get the idea. But curiosity’s a weird beast, and sometimes you just want to know if these things are all hype or actually make sense for real people.
The Numbers Game Gets Weirdly Specific
Here’s where my brain started to itch: the measurements. Parla is supposed to be 163 cm (that’s about 5 feet 3 inches), which is… surprisingly average? Not too tall, not short either. She weighs in at just 55 lbs (25 kg)—lighter than I expected for something life-sized. Her bust is a full 35 inches, waist at 24.4 inches, hips matching her chest at another 35 inches. Basically, she looks like someone tried to win a “draw your dream woman” contest.
Then there are the specifics no one tells you about until you’re scrolling through product details at midnight: vagina depth is six inches; anus comes in at five and a half. Why did I read that twice? Probably because it feels oddly clinical but also kind of necessary if you’re thinking about buying.
Movable Joints & Steel Skeletons: More Robot Than Human?
One thing that surprised me—maybe shouldn’t have—is the mention of a steel skeleton with movable joints. That means Parla can actually pose or move around (well—not on her own). Makes sense if you want flexibility or realism, but part of me wonders how sturdy that really feels after a few months—or even weeks—of regular use.
Silicone supposedly holds up well over time compared to older materials; still, as someone who’s broken enough IKEA furniture in my life… I’m cautious here.
Shipping — The Dreaded Wait & The Discreet Box
Shipping always makes me nervous with stuff like this. Parla apparently comes with free international shipping and “discreet packaging”—which honestly should be mandatory for anything remotely embarrassing or personal arriving on your doorstep.
The processing time though? Three weeks plus another week for shipping—that’s four weeks total before Parla even shows up at your door. Part of me thinks by then you might forget what you ordered and get startled when an unlabeled box arrives out of nowhere.
Big Boobs & Long Legs — Does It Matter?
Let’s talk about what everyone hypes up anyway: big boobs, long legs, busty proportions—the stuff keywords are made from (“big breasts,” “juicy,” all those). In photos online they look impressive but also kind of cartoonish? Maybe it hits different in person—I don’t know yet—but there’s definitely an audience for this sort of exaggerated figure.
Weirdly enough, reading reviews from other users (yeah I went down that rabbit hole) made me realize some folks genuinely appreciate having something so customizable and lifelike—even if it still feels uncanny valley-ish sometimes.
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Small Realization: There’s No “Right” Reason To Try One
At first glance it’s easy to roll your eyes at these dolls—especially ones as flashy as Parla—but after poking around forums and reading actual stories from buyers… well, maybe there isn’t just one type of person who finds value here. Some people want companionship without strings; others are curious about exploring fantasies they’d never bring up IRL; some just want something beautiful sitting quietly in their space.
Is it for everyone? Nope. But does it make sense why someone would go through the hassle—the wait times, discreet shipping paranoia—for a life size silicone sex doll like this? Yeah… more than I expected going in.
Anyway—there are probably weirder ways to spend four weeks waiting for a package. Not sure if that counts as an endorsement or not. But hey, it’s honest.
