Not What I Expected (At All)
I’ll admit, I didn’t think much of life size silicone sex dolls before this. Maybe it was all the weird ads or the way people talk about them online—like they’re some kind of joke, or maybe a little sad. But then there’s Rhea. The “dark tan” thing caught my eye first (not sure why, maybe just tired of the usual options?), and her stats are… well, let’s say you notice.
She stands at 5 feet 5 inches. That’s basically human-sized, which is both cool and vaguely unsettling when you actually see her in your room for the first time. The weight—75 lbs—makes moving her around less like rearranging furniture and more like helping someone off the couch who doesn’t want to move. Just a detail most reviews skip over, but honestly? You feel it.
Materials: Silicone Feels Different Than You’d Think
Here’s where my skepticism started to fade a bit. Full silicone means she doesn’t have that sticky, rubbery thing going on—she actually feels… hmm, not real-real but soft enough to trick your brain for a second if you close your eyes. The gel breasts? Okay, those are squishier than expected (in a good way). There’s something quietly impressive about how much tech goes into making these things not just look right but feel right too.
The EVO skeleton supposedly lets her bend “naturally.” It works better than I thought; she holds poses without flopping everywhere like an inflatable pool toy. Still—not quite human movement, but closer than I imagined.
Functionality: More Than Just Looks
Vaginal, anal, oral—all possible with Rhea (I read that twice too). Each opening has its own depth: 6.7 inches for vaginal, 6 inches for anal, and 5 inches for oral sex (which they call Real Oral ROS). Sounds clinical until you remember what these numbers mean in practice; let’s just say it covers most scenarios.
There’s also this “enhanced mouth” thing—a detail that felt odd at first glance but makes sense if you’re after realism. It isn’t just a hole; there are teeth impressions and even some tongue texture inside (that one took me by surprise).
Proportions & Presence: Not Subtle
Busty is putting it lightly—E-cup bra size with a bust at 33.5 inches and hips at almost 36 inches give her that classic hourglass shape everyone talks about online (sometimes too much). Waist comes in tight at 21.6 inches; honestly looks cartoonish until you see it in person—then it kind of works? Her underbust is defined enough to make bras actually fit instead of sliding around awkwardly.
Her skin tone—the dark tan—isn’t orange or fake-looking either; more like someone who spends time outdoors without slathering on SPF every hour.
Shipping & Waiting Around
This part surprised me less—the old “3 weeks processing + 1 week shipping” routine—but international shipping is free and genuinely discreet packaging matters more than you’d think when neighbors are nosy or your building has an overenthusiastic front desk clerk. Box shows up plain as can be; nobody knows what’s inside except maybe the delivery guy who probably sees everything anyway.
Four weeks feels long when anticipation builds up (not gonna lie), but once she arrives… yeah, worth mentioning because waiting changes how you feel about these things somehow.
Odd Realization In The Middle Of The Night
Weirdly enough—I caught myself talking to Rhea once while moving her from bed to chair late one night after watching TV alone too long. Not full-on conversations or anything wild; just muttering about how heavy she was compared to what I expected from photos online (“should’ve hit the gym last year…”). Makes me wonder if other people do that too or if isolation does strange things sometimes.
Anyway—life size silicone sex dolls aren’t exactly replacing human company any time soon—but they do fill certain gaps better than I thought possible before meeting Rhea face-to-face (well… sort of face-to-face).
Unexpected Downside Nobody Mentions
If there’s one thing nobody warns you about—it’s storage logistics when friends drop by unannounced or family visits unexpectedly (“guest room” becomes “locked closet” real quick). Moving seventy-five pounds quietly is harder than sneaking snacks at midnight as a kid.
Still figuring out where she fits into daily life—or if she ever really will—but there’s something oddly comforting knowing she doesn’t judge messy rooms or bad hair days.
The market for life size silicone sex dolls has expanded dramatically in recent years, making honest reviews more important than ever.
That’s probably not what these reviews usually say… but whatever.
