The First Time I Saw Her (Yes, Her)
There’s this thing that happens when you open a box and realize you’re not just buying a product, but… something weirdly close to a presence in the room. That’s what happened with Rosaire. The so-called “Hot Coworker Sex Doll” — which, honestly, is such an absurd name that it loops back around to being kind of perfect. I remember thinking: am I really doing this? Unboxing a life size silicone sex doll on a Tuesday night like it’s no big deal.
But then she was there. Five feet four inches (164 cm) tall. That first impression—hmm, maybe not exactly awe, but definitely more than curiosity. You can’t help but notice the C-cup full silicone breasts right away (they’re impossible to miss), and those long legs just go on forever. There’s something about the proportions: 32.7 inch bust, 24 inch waist, 36.2 inch hips… It feels engineered for attention.
Details Nobody Ever Tells You
It’s easy to gloss over specs online—weight: 64 lbs (29 kg), hole depth: vagina 6 inches, anus 5.5 inches—but when you actually have to move her from one room to another? Suddenly every pound matters. She’s heavy in that real way; not awkward plastic-heavy but almost… substantial? Like carrying someone who might say “hey” if you drop her arm too fast.
The steel skeleton with movable joints makes posing both fun and slightly frustrating—sometimes she flops over like she’s had one too many at the office happy hour (I guess that fits the coworker theme). But when you get her set up right—the arch of her back or tilt of her head—it actually looks natural enough to catch yourself glancing twice.
Shipping Was Not What I Expected
Here’s where things got oddly impressive: shipping was totally discreet. No branding, nothing obvious on the box except my name and address in plain font. If you live somewhere nosy neighbors watch your every Amazon delivery? Yeah, they’ll have no idea what just landed at your door.
Processing takes three weeks plus another week for shipping—a month feels longer than it should when you’re waiting for something this specific—but at least international shipping is free (which is rare for anything remotely as hefty as a life size silicone sex doll).
Weird Realization: She Changes the Room
I didn’t expect this part at all—the way Rosaire changes how your space feels even when she’s just sitting quietly in a chair or leaning against the wall like she belongs there somehow. There are moments where I’d walk past and forget for half a second that she isn’t going to ask me about spreadsheets or coffee breaks.
Choosing among the many top-rated silicone sex dolls available today really comes down to personal preferences and priorities.
Her body shape is exaggerated—a big ass and big boobs combo straight out of some fever dream—but seeing it rendered in soft-touch silicone instead of glossy plastic gives it an odd warmth anyway.
Not Everything Is Perfect
Let’s be honest; cleaning isn’t exactly glamorous work here (the holes are deep enough—vagina six inches, anus five-and-a-half—that you need patience). Joints sometimes squeak if you bend them too quickly; clothing fits best if you stick close to stretchy fabrics because otherwise getting pants over those hips is its own workout routine.
But still—I keep coming back to how much care went into making her feel less like a toy and more like… well… company? Maybe that sounds silly typed out loud.
Tangent About Legs (Because Why Not?)
Quick aside—the legs are genuinely impressive. Long legs aren’t usually my thing but there’s something about setting up Rosaire by the window and catching sunlight on those thighs that makes me pause mid-coffee sip now and then.
And yeah—juicy curves everywhere else don’t hurt either.
Would I Do This Again?
Hard question—I mean, probably? There are cheaper dolls out there but very few feel quite as substantial or real as this one did after living with her for a while. Sometimes late at night I catch myself talking out loud thinking she’ll answer back—which is ridiculous—but also kind of proves my point?
Anyway… if anyone asks about life size silicone sex dolls or wonders whether these “hot coworker” fantasies ever make sense outside marketing copy—I guess now I know better than most people would admit online.
Still haven’t figured out what outfit suits her best though—maybe tomorrow I'll try jeans again...
