Unboxing, or: The Day a Giant Box Arrived
It’s not every day you get a 5 foot 6 inch life size silicone sex doll delivered to your door. I mean—there are packages, and then there’s this. The box was plain as drywall (thankfully), no embarrassing logos, just… big. Heavy, too. Eighty-six pounds of mysterious potential sitting on my porch like it had been dropped from a UFO. I remember thinking: “Well, that’s discreet packaging for you.”
Anyway, after wrangling the thing inside (neighbors probably thought I’d ordered an industrial freezer or something), it hit me how much effort goes into making these shipments invisible. Free international shipping is nice until you’re sweating bullets trying to drag eighty-plus pounds up the stairs.
Details That Actually Surprised Me
You read “ultra realistic silicone sex doll” in product listings and roll your eyes a bit; marketing people get paid by the syllable. But here’s the weird part: Tilda actually does look pretty real—at least when she’s propped up right. Her skin has this slightly warm tan tone (not orange, mercifully) and there’s some muscle definition under all that silicone that makes her seem athletic instead of cartoonish.
Measurements? She could moonlight as a mannequin at a fancy sportswear store:
- Height: 168 cm (that’s 5’6” if you don’t speak metric)
- Weight: 39 kg (about 86 lbs—seriously heavy)
- Bust: 37.7 inches
- Waist: 28.3 inches
- Hips: 39.3 inches
Cup size? H. As in “Holy hell.” Shoe size is women’s US 6–6.5 if you’re feeling like accessorizing.
And yes, if you must know—the hole depths are listed out with clinical precision:
- Vagina: 6.7 inches
- Anus: 6.6 inches
- Mouth: 5.1 inches
I’m not sure who measures these things but apparently someone does.
Movable Joints & Strange Flexibility
Steel skeleton inside means she bends at the elbows, knees, wrists—pretty much everywhere except where actual humans can’t bend (thankfully). It feels odd moving her around; joints click softly like those old GI Joe toys but heavier and somehow more lifelike.
There was this moment where I tried to sit her on my couch for photos—her head sort of lolled sideways in this way that made her look like she’d just had one glass too many at happy hour… which was both funny and unnerving at once.
Not Just Another Brunette
Tilda isn’t generic-looking—she actually stands out among other dolls because of her fit physique and big breasts combination (which sounds like something straight out of a gym fantasy thread). Her brunette hair is long enough to style but doesn’t tangle easily—a small mercy I didn’t expect from synthetic wigs.
She looks less like “adult toy” and more like “fitness influencer who wandered into an uncanny valley.” Maybe that says more about Instagram than anything else.
Usage Realities Nobody Mentions
Here comes the awkward bit nobody writes about openly—the mechanics of using a life size silicone sex doll aren’t exactly effortless ballet moves. She weighs as much as some teenagers; getting her into position requires planning ahead unless you want to throw your back out mid-adventure.
Cleaning? Not glamorous but necessary unless you want science experiments growing somewhere unfortunate later on.
But honestly—and here comes the quietly impressed part—it feels surprisingly normal after awhile? Like any new hobby or gadget; what first seems bizarre becomes routine faster than expected.
Processing Time & The Wait Game
Order today, wait three weeks minimum before anything happens—that’s just how it goes with custom dolls like Tilda (2–3 weeks processing plus another week for shipping). If patience isn’t your strong suit… well, maybe rethink things or distract yourself with literally anything else while tracking updates obsessively every few days.
The thing about premium life size silicone sex dolls is that you really do get what you pay for — cheap alternatives rarely compare.
The anticipation builds in weird ways though; by week two I found myself checking shipping emails between meetings just because it felt oddly exciting knowing something so unique was heading my way—even if it did take forever compared to Amazon Prime standards.
One Odd Tangent Before Wrapping Up
Strange side note—I caught myself looking up shoe deals online because technically Tilda wears women’s size six-and-a-half shoes… which led me down an internet rabbit hole comparing sneakers for mannequins versus dolls versus cosplay props vs actual people with small feet? Anyway—never imagined buying shoes for a silicone companion would be part of my adulting journey but here we are.
If nothing else, owning Tilda makes for stories you never thought you’d tell over drinks—or maybe just think about late at night when scrolling through old order confirmations wondering what other surprises life might ship next time around…
