You ever find yourself staring at a product page for a life size silicone sex doll and thinking, “Wow, that’s… detailed”?
Yeah, me neither. Except I did. Once. It was the Violet: Secret Flower Like Sex Doll. And let me tell you—reading about her felt like falling down some kind of uncanny valley rabbit hole where every measurement is both too much and not enough information.
The Numbers Game (Or: How Many Ways Can You Say ‘Big Breasts’?)
Violet clocks in at 5 feet 5 inches tall (that’s 165 cm if you’re feeling metric). She weighs about as much as an overweight golden retriever—80 lbs or 36 kg—which is honestly more than I expected? Not sure why I thought a silicone sex doll would be feather-light, but there it is.
Now, the measurements—they’re everywhere. Bust: 33 inches. Under bust: 24.5 inches. Waist: 21.3 inches (tiny!). Hips: 36.8 inches. F cup, apparently—because someone out there cares deeply about cup sizes on dolls, which is a sentence I never thought I’d write.
Anyway, if you’re into specifics (and apparently people are), her shoe size is women’s 4.5-5, which feels oddly dainty when compared to everything else going on here.
Anatomy Lessons Nobody Asked For
Let’s just get this out of the way—the hole depth specs are front and center on every listing for these things. Violet’s vagina is listed at 6.7 inches deep; anal option goes to 6.3 inches (yes, they measure that). There’s something strange about seeing numbers like that next to words like “Secret Flower.” Maybe it’s supposed to be poetic? Or maybe it’s just marketing desperately trying to make steel skeletons sound sexy.
Speaking of skeletons—yeah, she has one! Steel frame with movable joints so you can pose her however your heart desires or whatever other body part you’re using for decision making.
Shipping: The Waiting Is The Hardest Part
Here’s where my brain checked out almost entirely: shipping info reads like a covert operation briefing sheet—Free International Shipping! Discreet Packaging! Processing time of two-to-three weeks plus another week for shipping! Four weeks total if you’re lucky!
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I remember thinking… who exactly do they think is going to see this box and guess what’s inside? Are neighbors really that nosy? Maybe mine are just lazy or don’t care enough to snoop around plain cardboard boxes stacked by the door.
Athletic But Also Skinny But Also Curvy But Also Teen?
The keywords thrown around for Violet are all over the place—athletic, big breasts, skinny, curvy, teen… it reads like someone tried to tick every possible fantasy box in one go and forgot that real humans don’t come with drop-down menus for body type selection.
There are words like “brunette,” “busty,” “long legs,” “f cup,” even “white” and “young.” It gets weirdly clinical after a while—like reading an inventory list instead of anything remotely sensual or inviting.
An Unintentional Comedy Of Details
It hits differently when you realize how much effort goes into making these dolls sound realistic—but not too realistic because then it gets creepy fast (or maybe we’re already past that point?). Silicone skin described as soft yet durable; joints engineered for flexibility; holes measured with more precision than most rental apartments get measured before move-in day.
And then there’s TPE versus silicone debates in forums—I got lost in those once after clicking through too many links from boredom—and people have Opinions with a capital O about whether TPE feels better than silicone or vice versa.
Tangent About Feet And Why They Matter To Some People
You’d think feet wouldn’t matter much here but wow—the number of times shoe size comes up in reviews is almost concerning? Women’s size 4.5-5 isn’t exactly common unless you’re shopping in the kids’ section but hey… everyone has their thing I suppose.
Weirdly enough—I caught myself wondering if anyone actually buys tiny shoes for these dolls or if it’s just trivia for collectors who really love accuracy above all else.
Not Exactly What You Expect When Shopping Online
I guess what sticks with me after scrolling through pages of stats and euphemisms (“Secret Flower” still makes me laugh) is how clinical everything becomes when sex meets manufacturing specs head-on.
Is owning a life size silicone sex doll called Violet supposed to feel normal now? Maybe not exactly… but judging by the amount of detail available online—it must be normal enough somewhere out there.
And—I mean—I didn’t order one myself but if four weeks from now my neighbor gets an unmarked heavy box delivered… well—
Who am I kidding? No one ever asks what was inside anyway.
