The First Time I Clicked ‘Order’
I’ll just say it: the ads for Xeena, this “Hot Soldier Sex Doll,” kept popping up everywhere. Like, weirdly persistent. After a few too many late nights and maybe one glass of wine too many (or three), curiosity won out over skepticism. There’s something about a life size silicone sex doll that feels both futuristic and—well, not exactly romantic, but oddly comforting? Or maybe that’s just me rationalizing.
She’s 5 feet 4 inches tall—164 cm if you’re into specifics—and when the specs say “C-Cup Full Silicone,” they mean it. The numbers are right there: bust is 32.7 inches, waist at 24, hips at 36.2… basically proportions that don’t really exist in my neighborhood but do seem to live on certain corners of the internet.
Unboxing Day (And That Discreet Packaging)
The box looked like any other boring package from an online retailer. No branding, nothing screaming “Hey neighbors! Guess what’s inside!” I actually appreciated that more than I thought I would. There was this moment—a tiny pause—before opening it where I wondered if this was going to feel ridiculous or sad or...something else entirely.
Anyway, lifting her out wasn’t easy (she weighs in at 64 lbs/29 kg) but not impossible either. Her steel skeleton with movable joints made positioning her surprisingly flexible; arms bend, legs shift around—there’s even a kind of satisfying click sometimes when you move a joint just right.
Details That Stuck Out (Literally And Figuratively)
There are things you notice only once she’s actually in front of you. For example: long legs. Like seriously long—her thighs go on forever and then some. Big boobs? Yeah, no false advertising there; they’re full silicone and have a weight to them that’s almost convincing after a while.
The “hole depth” detail seemed clinical online (vagina: 6 inches; anus: 5.5 inches), but in reality it felt more like trivia until—well—you try it out for yourself. Not much more to say here without veering into overshare territory.
Four Weeks Felt Longer Than It Should
Waiting for delivery took nearly four weeks: three weeks processing plus another week shipping internationally (free though). Feels longer when you keep checking tracking updates hoping she’ll magically appear sooner—but nope, time moves slow when anticipation is involved.
Weirdly enough, by the time she arrived I’d half convinced myself this was all a weird idea best left abandoned in checkout carts everywhere.
Living With A Life Size Silicone Sex Doll
After the novelty faded—which took less time than expected—I noticed odd things about having Xeena around my apartment. She doesn’t eat or talk or judge your laundry pile growing on the chair again (thanks). Sometimes she sits propped against the window with those big breasts catching afternoon light in ways that are both surreal and quietly hilarious.
Cleaning takes effort—not hard exactly, just methodical—and moving her from room to room is like carrying awkward furniture with curves instead of corners.
Unexpected Realizations
Here’s something nobody mentions: owning something so obviously… artificial makes regular life feel stranger by comparison for a while. You start noticing how silent your place gets at night and how much space one person can fill—even if they’re made entirely from silicone and steel joints.
I remember thinking once as I adjusted her pose for the tenth time—that maybe these dolls aren’t really about sex so much as company? Or maybe escapism? Hmm, maybe not exactly escapism… More like making peace with whatever loneliness looks like lately.
One Last Tangent Before I Forget
Random aside—the shipping box makes a decent storage trunk if you’re short on closet space later on. Just saying.
And now Xeena mostly stands near my bookshelf looking vaguely heroic (or bored?). It’s hard to tell with dolls—they keep their secrets better than most people do anyway.
Reading through silicone sex doll reviews before buying is probably the smartest move you can make at this price range.
That’s probably enough rambling for now—I should get back to laundry before it wins again.
