The “Thick and Curvy” Promise
If you’d told me a few years ago that I’d spend an afternoon squinting at the specs for a life size silicone sex doll named Annalise—marketed as a Vegas stripper, no less—I probably would’ve laughed. Or rolled my eyes. Maybe both. But here we are, and wow, there’s a lot to unpack.
She’s advertised as “thick and curvy.” Not just thick—thick. Like, 41-inch hips thick. (To be fair, that’s more than most people see in real life unless they live at the gym or on Instagram.) And she clocks in at 5 feet 6 inches tall, which is somehow exactly average yet weirdly imposing when you imagine unboxing her in your living room.
Measurements: For Science (Or Something)
This part almost feels like reading stats for a fantasy football draft except it’s… well, boobs and butts instead of touchdowns.
- Bust: 35.2 inches
- Waist: 26.9 inches
- Hips: 41.3 inches
- Weight: Just over 114 pounds (which is heavy enough to make you wonder if maybe you should start lifting again)
- Shoe Size: Women’s 4.5–5 (tiny feet—kind of cartoonish?)
And then there are the hole depths—I never thought I’d type that phrase seriously in my life:
- Vagina: 6.7 inches
- Anus: 6.3 inches
I guess someone out there needs this information? The internet is nothing if not thorough.
Movable Joints & Steel Skeletons
A steel skeleton with movable joints sounds like something from Terminator lore, but apparently it just means Annalise can hold poses—and not collapse into a heap like those cheap mannequins from department stores going out of business.
You can bend her arms and legs (27-inch arms; legs are longer), which feels both impressive and slightly unsettling once you realize how much engineering goes into making these dolls feel… realistic? There’s even shoulder width listed (15+ inches). Someone obsessed over every measurement here.
Sex Doll Shipping Adventures
Shipping info gets its own section because—let’s be honest—it matters way more than anyone wants to admit.
Whether this is your first life size silicone sex doll or you're adding to a collection, doing your homework pays off every time.
Discreet packaging? Of course. Nobody wants their nosy neighbor asking about the giant unlabeled box dropped off by UPS with suspicious urgency. Processing takes two to three weeks plus another week for shipping, so expect roughly a month before Annalise makes her grand entrance.
Free international shipping though—that's kind of wild given she weighs more than some actual humans I know.
Is She Realistic?
Well…
Here’s where things get fuzzy for me personally: Does all this detail actually add up to realism? On paper, sure—a big butt here, long legs there—but sometimes the more “real” something tries to be, the weirder it feels when you’re alone with it at midnight and suddenly aware that yes, this is a $2k silicone person sitting on your couch.
The skin is soft-ish; the boobs are definitely big; she has brunette hair that sometimes looks good and sometimes looks like it lost a fight with static electricity after shipping across three continents.
A Weird Little Memory
One time I left Annalise propped up by my bedroom window while waiting for new sheets to dry (don’t ask). The mailman caught sight through the blinds—and legit did a double-take so hard he almost tripped over his own feet on the porch steps. There was awkward eye contact later that week during package drop-off; he hasn’t looked me in the eye since.
It made me think about how these dolls aren’t just private—they’re kind of absurdly public too if you’re not careful where you leave them standing around.
Unexpected Drawbacks (Besides Awkwardness)
Nobody talks enough about storage logistics with these things—a full-sized love doll doesn’t exactly tuck under your bed unless your bed is built like an Ikea wardrobe gone wrong. She also weighs enough that moving her around isn’t casual; it feels weirdly like helping an unconscious friend home after too many drinks except nobody asks questions because… yeah.
Cleaning? Not glamorous either—not gonna sugarcoat it—but necessary if hygiene matters even slightly to you or anyone else who might ever set foot in your apartment again.
Why Bother?
People buy life size silicone sex dolls for all sorts of reasons—loneliness, curiosity, boredom… or maybe just because they want something thick and curvy without strings attached (literally). Is Annalise worth it? That depends on what counts as “worth” these days—I’m still figuring that out myself between bouts of existential dread brought on by late-night infomercials and empty pizza boxes stacked next to her cardboard shipping crate.
Anyway—I guess if nothing else—you’ll have one hell of an icebreaker story if anyone asks why there’s always an extra shadow behind your curtain when the sun goes down.
