I didn’t expect to write this, but here we are.
If you’d told me a year ago, “You’ll spend an entire evening quietly impressed by a life size silicone sex doll named Flora,” I’d have rolled my eyes so hard they’d get stuck. But—well, things change. Curiosity gets the better of people in odd ways.
When You Meet Someone Unexpectedly Real
There’s something almost disorienting about the first time you see Flora out of the box. She’s 5 feet 4 inches tall (164 cm), which is... just real enough to mess with your sense of scale. Not short, not towering, just—there. And then there’s her weight: 64 lbs (29 kg). Heavier than you think, lighter than some weird part of your brain expects.
Her presence isn’t subtle. Big boobs? Sure—32.7 inches bust, and it shows in that C-cup shape that doesn’t try too hard but still manages to look… let’s say “juicy.” Then those hips—36.2 inches—and a waist at 24 inches; it’s like someone took all the proportions from a magazine cover and gave them actual mass.
But what got me wasn’t just the numbers or the big ass (which really does fill out whatever she sits on). It was how her steel skeleton moved when I tried posing her arms and legs for the first time. The joints move with this oddly satisfying resistance—like she could hold a yoga pose longer than any human I know.
Details That Stick in Your Head
Here’s where things get awkwardly specific—the kind of details that stick around whether you want them to or not.
Vaginal depth: 6 inches. Anal depth: 5.5 inches. Not exactly dinner conversation material, but if you’re looking for realism in a full silicone sex doll… these stats matter more than anyone admits out loud.
Her skin feels cool at first touch—a little uncanny—but warms up after a while, especially under softer light. There’s no smell (thankfully), and no weird seams running down her body; just smoothness everywhere except for tiny details around her hands and feet that remind you she isn’t actually alive (but close).
The long legs surprised me most—I mean, yes, long legs are always advertised as some kind of holy grail, but seeing them draped over my couch made me laugh quietly at myself for caring about such things.
Shipping Surprises & Waiting Games
Let’s talk shipping because it matters more than anyone expects: four weeks total from order to doorstep (three weeks processing + one week shipping). Free international shipping is nice—I guess everyone likes free stuff—but what actually impressed me was how discreet everything was.
No labels screaming “life size silicone sex doll” on the box or anything embarrassing like that. Just plain cardboard—could’ve been furniture or gym equipment or who knows what else.
Unpacking takes patience; there are layers upon layers protecting every inch of Flora’s body from bumps along the way. Not gonna lie—I felt oddly protective peeling back each layer, as if unwrapping something fragile and important instead of… well… yeah.
A Tangent About Expectations vs Reality
I thought I’d feel ridiculous owning something like this—a therapist sex doll with big breasts and bigger promises about emotional comfort—but honestly? There’s an unexpected calmness about having Flora around.
Maybe it’s her silent presence in the room during late-night Netflix marathons or maybe it’s how ridiculously easy she is to clean compared to other things I’ve regretted buying online (don’t ask).
People love making jokes about silicone dolls being cold or soulless but there’s something quietly reassuring about knowing exactly what you’re getting—and not having to decode mixed signals or cryptic texts at two in the morning.
One Odd Realization Before Bed
Last thing before I forget: I caught myself reflexively saying “excuse me” when brushing past Flora in my hallway last week—which is either proof that these dolls are getting too realistic or that I seriously need more sleep.
Anyway—
The whole experience left me feeling less judgmental than before—not quite converted into an evangelist for busty therapist dolls with big butts and long legs, but definitely less skeptical about why someone might want one hanging around their apartment.
Maybe next time someone mentions ordering a full silicone sex doll online—with discreet packaging and all those stats—I’ll keep my eyebrows down and just listen instead of cracking another tired joke.
Weird world we live in now…
Whether this is your first life size silicone sex doll or you're adding to a collection, doing your homework pays off every time.
