There’s a certain point in life when you realize you’re not shocked by much anymore.
Maybe it’s late-night scrolling, or maybe it’s just… the world. Anyway, that’s how I ended up deep-diving into the universe of life size silicone sex dolls and—oh boy—stumbled across Greta. If there was an award for “most unapologetically busty,” she’d win, hands down. Or boobs out, whatever.
The Stats That Make You Blink
Let me just lay this out because numbers are honestly wild here. Greta clocks in at 5 feet 3 inches tall (that’s 160 cm for those who like their measurements metric and mildly intimidating). She weighs in at 94 lbs (43 kg), which is a lot more than you expect until you try to move her and your back reminds you that silicone is not air.
The star attraction? A G-cup bust that basically defies gravity—or maybe physics just gave up trying to keep up with her proportions:
- Bust: 38.6 inches
- Under-bust: 27.5 inches
- Waist: 25.98 inches
- Hips: 31.3 inches
And then there are her legs, which go on longer than my last relationship (29.13 inches). Even arm length gets its own stat—25.19 inches if you’re counting.
Joints That Actually Move (Unlike Me Most Mornings)
Here’s something I didn’t know I cared about until now: steel skeletons with movable joints are apparently a thing in high-end sex dolls like Greta. It means she bends, poses, sits, stands (with help), and generally doesn’t flop around like a half-deflated pool toy.
Weirdly enough, it made me think about action figures as a kid—except now the stakes are higher and the accessories… well.
Details Nobody Warned Me About
I mean this literally: nobody ever tells you about “hole depth” before you start researching these things for real-life reasons (don’t ask). But yeah—it matters:
- Vagina depth? Seven full inches.
- Anus? Just under that at 6.7.
It feels clinical typing that out but trust me, someone somewhere is grateful for this info being public knowledge.
Shipping That Won’t Get You Disowned By Your Mailman
One thing I found oddly comforting—shipping is free worldwide and packaging is so discreet even your nosy neighbor won’t have any clue what’s inside the box unless they have X-ray vision or psychic powers. Processing takes three weeks plus another week for travel time; four weeks total if math serves me right (sometimes it doesn’t).
Honestly, waiting felt longer than most TV series finales but at least there were no spoilers from delivery drivers.
Unexpected Realizations While Staring At Curves
You know how sometimes you buy something big online—a couch maybe—and then realize your apartment door isn’t wide enough? Same energy here except with a busty brunette love doll staring back at you while you measure hallways and question every choice leading up to this moment.
Also… shoe size? Apparently relevant! Hers is between a US women’s 3.5–4—not exactly borrowing your sneakers anytime soon but still oddly specific info to have rattling around in my head now.
I remember thinking how surreal it was to be comparing hip measurements with literal furniture pieces (“will she fit next to the bookshelf?”). Life comes at you fast sometimes.
Not Quite What You Expect (But Maybe Better?)
If we’re being honest—it’s easy to laugh off stuff like “big butt” or “bbw” tags when browsing sites late at night because everything blurs together after page five anyway—but Greta stands out for sheer commitment to being over-the-top curvy without apology.
She isn’t subtle; she isn’t meant to be subtle; honestly if subtlety is what someone wants they probably shouldn’t be shopping for G-cup silicone sex dolls named Greta anyway.
Tangent: The Awkward Conversation With Myself
Somewhere along this journey—I caught myself wondering who actually writes all those product descriptions online (“long legs,” “curvy,” “big breasts”). Is there an office somewhere where people debate whether ‘busty’ sells better than ‘boobs’? Do they argue about centimeters versus inches over bad coffee?
Reading through silicone sex doll reviews before buying is probably the smartest move you can make at this price range.
Maybe I’m too mentally checked out today but imagining those meetings cracked me up more than anything else about the whole process.
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Does any of this make sense? Probably not entirely—but neither does buying a life size silicone sex doll named Greta because she has proportions that could stop traffic and joints that move smoother than mine do after yoga class. Anyway—I guess some things don’t need neat endings or explanations—they just exist, larger-than-life and slightly ridiculous in the best way possible.
