The Unboxing (Or, Waiting and Wondering)
Three and a half weeks. That’s how long it took for Megara to show up at my door. I kept checking the tracking page like some kind of hopeful raccoon—pawing at empty bins. Discreet packaging, they promised; discreet it was. Not a hint on the box, not even a logo. I guess that matters more than you’d think when your neighbor is nosy and you already have enough explaining to do about…well, everything.
Anyway, lifting 94 pounds of silicone out of a box is no joke. I almost pulled something in my back—she’s solid, with this steel skeleton under all that realistic skin. Honestly, when you first see her (and touch her arm, just to check), it feels weirdly lifelike. Like too real for comfort at first.
Details That Stick In Your Brain
Her height—5 feet 7 inches—is taller than most people expect from these things. You don’t really get it until she’s standing there (okay, propped against the couch because balance isn’t her strong suit). The proportions? C cup breasts but honestly they look bigger in person; hips are wide enough that jeans would be an ordeal if she ever wore them.
Measurements say:
- Bust: 34+ inches
- Waist: under 25
- Hips: over 41
I remember thinking those numbers sounded made up until I actually tried wrapping a tape around her waist just to check if the site exaggerated stuff. Turns out—nope.
The life size silicone sex doll thing is real in every sense of the word “life size.” She takes up space on your bed in ways that make your sheets feel smaller somehow.
Joints & Movement—A Little Bit Surprising
Steel skeleton with movable joints sounds fancy online but what does it mean? It means she bends where you need her to bend but sometimes resists in places you wish were easier (knees especially). Elbows move fine though, and the wrists rotate better than expected.
There was this one time I tried posing her for storage and ended up making her look like she was mid-dance or something—a little unsettling but also hilarious if you’re tired enough.
The Obvious Stuff (But People Want To Know)
Yes, vaginal, anal and oral sex are possible—and yes, someone somewhere has measured how deep each hole goes:
- Vagina: nearly seven inches
- Anus: slightly less
- Mouth: five-ish
Does anyone actually use all three? Maybe—I won’t judge—but honestly after moving her once or twice you start rethinking your stamina anyway.
The skin is soft but firm in a way that tries hard to mimic reality without being creepy…which only works about half the time depending on lighting and mood. Her tan coloring looks good though—not plasticky at all under regular lamps.
Shipping Wasn't A Nightmare (Surprisingly)
Free international shipping helps justify the price tag (which still stings), plus knowing nobody will know what’s inside unless they open it themselves—that's peace of mind money can buy now apparently.
Processing took longer than I'd hoped—2 or 3 weeks before anything moved—but once shipped she arrived within days. No drama from customs either which surprised me given how big and heavy these boxes are; maybe lucked out there?
Small Realizations & Odd Contradictions
What nobody tells you is how much space a tall black sex doll takes up when not “in use.” Closet? Forget about it unless yours is huge—or empty—or both. Under bed storage works only if your frame sits high off the ground which mine doesn’t so now she gets shuffled between rooms like an awkward guest who overstayed their welcome.
Also weirdly enough—sometimes just having her around changes how you clean your place because dust sticks differently to silicone than fabric or wood or whatever else lives here with me.
I keep coming back to this thought that owning something so intentionally human-shaped makes regular furniture seem…smaller? Or maybe it's just me noticing space more because she's always there now—a silent roommate with perfect posture who never complains about leftovers or loud music.
The market for life size silicone sex dolls has expanded dramatically in recent years, making honest reviews more important than ever.
Tangent About Shoes (Don’t Judge Me)
One last thing—the shoe size listed as women’s 6-6.5 seemed random until I realized some people actually dress their dolls head-to-toe including shoes they buy online specifically for them. Never thought I'd find myself googling “women’s heels for sex dolls” at midnight but here we are; internet rabbit holes are undefeated.
Not sure I'll ever get used to seeing extra shoes by my front door meant for someone who’ll never walk anywhere…but that's another story entirely—
And maybe that's where I'll leave this messy review hanging—for now anyway.
