I’ll be real, I didn’t expect to ever write about a life size silicone sex doll.
Yet here we are. Maybe it’s the internet’s fault—maybe it’s mine for being too curious on a late night. Anyway, Rebekah (yes, that’s her name) is not subtle about what she offers. She is a busty silicone sex doll with proportions that sort of defy regular human logic, which… well, I guess that’s the point.
Standing Out in the Crowd (Literally)
There are a lot of dolls out there trying to get your attention. Most feel like copy-paste jobs—plastic faces and weirdly tiny hands. But Rebekah? She has this maid thing going on and an absurdly big butt (not exaggerating). Her legs look like they go on forever—5 feet tall (152 cm), so she isn’t some miniature version either.
And her boobs? Big. Like, actually big boobs—not just “let’s call these big” but genuinely heavy-looking breasts that would make any shirt struggle. The ass is even more ridiculous; if you’re into big butts, well… yeah.
The Details They Don’t Usually Mention
Here’s where things got oddly technical for me: measurements everywhere. Bust: 31 inches-ish, under-bust just shy of 28 inches, waist at 25 and a half or so, hips over 37 inches—these numbers started blurring after a while but they do matter if you’re picky about proportions.
I've looked at dozens of high-quality silicone sex dolls over the years, and each one has its own strengths and quirks worth knowing about.
The weight surprised me though—71 lbs (32.5 kg). Lugging her around isn’t exactly effortless; feels almost like moving an awkward piece of furniture sometimes.
Oh—and people ask about “hole depth.” It feels weird typing it out loud but here goes: vagina is 7 inches deep, anus slightly less at 6.7 inches. That level of detail made me pause for a second—I remember thinking how someone had to design those numbers deliberately.
Not All Fun and Games
A confession: the steel skeleton with movable joints sounds cool until you try posing her for photos or storage and realize she fights back a bit if you don’t get the angle right. Elbows bend—but not always how you want them to; same with knees and wrists.
Honestly? Sometimes she looks great propped up on the bed… other times she slumps over like she just gave up on life itself.
Also—the hair gets tangled easily if you mess with wigs too much (she comes as a brunette by default). If you’re into long legs or mature curves or whatever… sure, all good—but be ready for some maintenance fussing from time to time.
Shipping Realities Nobody Talks About
You’d think ordering something this size would be embarrassing at every step—but actually no one knows what it is when it arrives because the box is plain as can be. Discreet packaging works better than expected; neighbors won’t have any clue unless they see you dragging this giant box inside your place looking suspiciously winded.
Processing takes two weeks before shipping even happens—then another week in transit supposedly (mine took nearly four). So yeah—don’t expect overnight thrills here.
Free international shipping helps take some sting out of waiting though—I mean who likes paying extra after already dropping serious cash?
Small Annoyances & Weird Surprises
Sometimes I catch myself glancing at her from across the room thinking—is this what my life has come to? Then again… there are worse ways to spend an evening alone than hanging out with a love doll who doesn’t judge your Netflix choices or forget your birthday.
One thing: storing her discreetly isn’t easy unless you’ve got closet space or don’t mind having a very quiet roommate standing in the corner looking mildly unsettling in certain light.
Cleaning takes longer than anyone admits online—it’s not hard per se but skipping it isn’t really an option either if you care about longevity (and hygiene).
Would I Do It Again?
Hmm, maybe not exactly regret—but also not quite “best decision ever.” If what you want is something truly busty—a mature-looking maid-type silicone sex doll with long legs and curves everywhere—Rebekah delivers all that in spades plus some odd moments of existential reflection thrown in free of charge.
There are still days when I wonder if these things will keep getting more realistic—or just weirder—and whether anyone else spends as much time moving their doll from couch to chair as I do now. Maybe next year someone invents one that folds itself away when company comes over… wouldn’t that be something?
