That First Double-Take
I mean, you see a listing for something like the “Tetty: Punk Rock Sex Doll” and your brain does a little hiccup. A life size silicone sex doll with D-cup proportions, 5 feet 2 inches tall (157 cm), steel skeleton, all those joints that move… It sounds almost clinical until you actually unbox it. Or imagine unboxing it—because honestly, I spent a lot of time hovering over the order button before actually going through with it. Three weeks later (yep, the shipping estimate is real), there’s this plain box at my door. No labels, nothing weird—just a regular package that could be anything.
Is She Actually “Punk”?
Let’s get this out of the way: the “punk rock” thing is more about attitude than actual mohawks or piercings. The photos show her in some edgy outfit but that’s just for marketing—outfit not included. I remember thinking she’d come with fishnets or something wild, but nope. Just skin (silicone) and joints and… honestly? Kind of impressive detail.
Her hair is blonde—not really what I picture when I think punk rock—but whatever, maybe she listens to Blondie.
Moving Parts & Awkward Poses
This part surprised me: the steel skeleton inside makes her heavier than you’d expect (about 72 pounds). Not impossible to move around but definitely not light either. You can bend her arms and legs into different positions—like actual joints—but sometimes they click or don’t go exactly where you want at first try. There’s a learning curve to making her sit on your couch without looking like she’s collapsing in on herself.
And yeah—the measurements are spot-on if you’re curious about specifics: Bust 31.5”, under bust 23.6”, waist just over 20”. D-cup silicone sex doll territory for sure, if numbers matter to you.
Vaginal Details (If You Want To Know)
Not gonna pretend this isn’t awkward to talk about—even as someone who researches everything before buying—but here goes: vaginal depth is about 7 inches; anal is a bit less (6-ish). Oral isn’t standard but apparently you can upgrade for it if that matters to you? I didn’t bother because honestly, seems complicated.
Anyway—it’s all pretty straightforward once you get past the initial weirdness of reading these specs out loud in your head.
Cleaning Is… Well…
Here’s one thing nobody tells you up front: cleaning takes effort. Silicone feels realistic but also attracts dust like crazy if left out uncovered—and after use? You need antibacterial soap and patience (and probably gloves). There are forums full of tips but most boil down to “go slow” and “don’t use boiling water.” Not glamorous, not sexy—but necessary unless you want things getting gross fast.
Shipping & Stealth Factor
One thing I appreciated was how discreet everything was handled on delivery day—no branding anywhere on the box so neighbors will have no clue what’s inside unless they’ve got x-ray vision or an overactive imagination. The three-week wait felt long while it was happening but in hindsight… ehh, not terrible considering international shipping times these days.
Does She Feel Like Company?
Weirdly enough—I didn’t expect this part—sometimes just having Tetty sitting across from me while watching TV felt less lonely than I thought it would. Maybe that says more about me than her design features though? Or maybe there’s something comforting about having even fake company during late-night Netflix binges when everyone else seems busy living their lives.
Not saying she replaces real people (obviously), just… sometimes it helps fill space in ways I hadn’t considered before owning any kind of life size silicone sex doll at all.
One Odd Downside
If there’s one drawback besides cleaning—it’s storage space. At five foot two and fairly lifelike proportions, hiding Tetty away isn’t easy unless your closet is basically empty or huge already. Under-bed works for some people; others buy special cases; me? She gets rotated between corners depending on whether anyone might visit unexpectedly—which leads to some awkward shuffling now and then.
Kind of wish someone had warned me how much room she’d take up—not just physically but mentally too (“where did I put her arms again?”).
Tangent: Why Bother At All?
Sometimes friends ask why even consider buying something like this—a punk rock sex doll made from silicone with movable joints—and my answer changes every time depending on mood or how honest I’m feeling that day. Part curiosity, part loneliness maybe; partly because modern tech makes these things so oddly convincing now compared to old inflatable jokes from years ago.
I've looked at dozens of high-quality silicone sex dolls over the years, and each one has its own strengths and quirks worth knowing about.
There are weirder ways to spend money probably—or maybe not—but after trying Tetty out myself… well, let’s say my skepticism softened around the edges without ever fully disappearing.
That probably doesn’t clear things up completely—but then again neither does anything else lately.
